BTS Helping @ VKook's Wedding
J-Priest: I know pronounce you, man and man. You may now kiss the man.
*VKook Kiss*
*Audience applauses*
Jamless: *crying in the audience* Why Kookie?! T^T
Jin Eomma: My son is all grown up. *wipes tears with pink handkerchief*
After Wedding
*VKook step into carriage*
J-Horse: *the horse pulling the carriage* Neigh~ Neigh~ Make way for the newly weds!
Suwaeg: *guiding J-horse* *sleeps while guiding carriage*
Jamless: *attempts to push V out the carriage* *falls out of carriage* No! JUNGKOOKIE!
Jinderella: *has his own carriage asdfghjkl*
Jamless *has to join Jinderella* Jin hyung, Can I sit inside this carriage with you?
JInderella: Bish, No. *pushes Jimin outside his carriage* Namjoon, Don't lose the newly wed carriage.
Destruction Monster: *guiding Jin's carriage* Yes sir- erm, ma'am. I mean sir. @ - @
Jinderella: AND WHERE DAFUQ IS MY HUSBAND YOONGI?!
Destuction Monster: He was guiding the other carriage. *Looks out* Wait- Where's the other carriage?
Jinderella: WHat?! What do you mean ' Where's the other carriage'!
Destruction Monster: It seems the other carriage disappeared. We'll find it.
Jinderella: YOU'D HAD BETTER FIND IT.
Destruction Monster: Yes ma'a- sir.
*one of the horse's legs break*
Destruction Monster: Oh shit. *jumps off horse* *checks on all horse's legs*
*horse breaks all legs*
Destruction Monster: Damn it.
Jinderella: WHAT HAPPENED NAMJOON?
Destruction Monster: *opens carriage door* The horse broke all his legs.
Jinderella: Namjoon.
Destruction Monster: Yes?
Jinderella: FIX THIS!
Destruction Monster: Yes. *closes carriage door*
*carriage collapses and falls apart*
Jinderella: NAM FUCKING JOON!
Destruction Monster: WHy am I LIKE THIS?! FML
Meanwhile
Vkook's carriage was driven off a cliff due to Suga's not-giving-a-shit-ness. Causing the Vkook couple to obtain amnesia. Both had forgotten they had ever gotten married and lived their current life as BAF's, or, Best Alien Friends.
Jamless: *grins evily*
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