BTS as Lifeguards
Jungkook: I'm too young. I don't know how to swim. Nonetheless, save stupid children. *waddles away in his floaties*
V: *sees kid drowning* *uses his alien vision to lift kid out of water*
Jimin: Jungkookie! Don't drown! *attempts to save Jungkook*
Jungook: Hyung! Get off me! I'm not even drowning!
Jams: *drowns Jimin*
Rap Monster: *talks to himself* Our boss ,Jams, fired Jimin and now I have to be the lifeguard. WHY?! It's too hot! *Melts along with his ice cream hair*
JHope: *shouts* You are a very good swimmer! Wow,that trick is so cool! *walks around giving compliments to all the swimmers* *slips on the side of the pool and falls*
Suga: *sleeps on one of the foldable chairs*
Jams: Yoongi! There are 5 kids floating atop the water!
Suga: *lowers his glasses* Nah. They're just sleeping.
Jams: No Yoongi! They're dead!
Suga: Even better! Such swaeg. *puts his glasses back on and continues sleeping*
Jin: *sits in the lifeguard tower with his pink swimsuit, sunhat, and glasses.* I'm too fab to save hideous people. *drinks a pink smoothie*
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