Damn Lifeguards

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BTS as Lifeguards

Jungkook: I'm too young. I don't know how to swim. Nonetheless, save stupid children. *waddles away in his floaties*

V: *sees kid drowning* *uses his alien vision to lift kid out of water*

Jimin: Jungkookie! Don't drown! *attempts to save Jungkook*

Jungook: Hyung! Get off me! I'm not even drowning!

Jams: *drowns Jimin*

Rap Monster: *talks to himself* Our boss ,Jams, fired Jimin and now I have to be the lifeguard. WHY?! It's too hot! *Melts along with his ice cream hair*

JHope: *shouts* You are a very good swimmer! Wow,that trick is so cool! *walks around giving compliments to all the swimmers* *slips on the side of the pool and falls*

Suga: *sleeps on one of the foldable chairs*

Jams: Yoongi! There are 5 kids floating atop the water!

Suga: *lowers his glasses* Nah. They're just sleeping.

Jams: No Yoongi! They're dead!

Suga: Even better! Such swaeg. *puts his glasses back on and continues sleeping*

Jin: *sits in the lifeguard tower with his pink swimsuit, sunhat, and glasses.* I'm too fab to save hideous people. *drinks a pink smoothie*



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