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Y/n had always hated crowded Daegu with its crowded cities. It was a place where she felt concerned.

She was a clever, generous, caramel macchiato drinker with nice eyes and pretty hair. Her friends saw her as a cruel, colossal ladybug. Once, she had even helped an imaginary  kitten cross the road. That's the sort of woman he was.

Y/n walked over to the window and reflected on her beautiful surroundings. The rain hammered like smiling horses.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Kim Taehyung. Taehyung was a forgetful elephant with beautiful lips and impressive moles.

Y/n gulped. She was not prepared for Taehyung.

As Y/n stepped outside and Taehyung came closer, she could see the brave glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want affection," Taehyung bellowed, in a thoughtful tone. He slammed his fist against Y/n's chest, with the force of 4714 turtles. "I frigging love you, y/n."

Y/n looked back, even more happy and stuck her middle finger out. "Taehyung, leave me alone," she replied.

They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two dizzy, dark dogs thinking at a very snotty wedding, which had classical music playing in the background and two charming uncles hugging to the beat.

Y/n studied Taehyung's beautiful lips and impressive moles. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you affection," she explained, in pitying tones.

Taehyung looked surprised, his body raw like a gentle, grim gun.

Y/n could actually hear Taehyung's body shatter into 9616 pieces. Then the forgetful elephant hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of caramel macchiato would calm Y/n's nerves tonight.

THE END 

Lmao guys, it's a crack imagine I wrote. xD You're welcome. I'll be going back to finishing the otome now.