(A/N): It's a special someone's biiiiiirthdayyyyyy.

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AUGUST 18th GUYS
ITS MY SON'S BIRTHDAY TODAY. ALL HAIL THE LEGENDARY PERCY JACKSON AS WE CELEBRATE THE DAY THE WORLD BECAME A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE IN. EVERYONE WHO FEELS MY LOVE FOR MY SON HAS TO EAT AT LEAST ONE BLUE FOOD.  In honor of his greatness I shall now name all of his amazing accomplishments:

- Killed one of the Furies
- Killed the Minotaur
- Killed another Fury
-Killed Medusa
- Killed Procrustes
- Escapes from the underworld
- Defeats Ares, the God of War in battle
-Returns the helm of darkness to Hades
-Returns the Lightning Bolt to Zeus
- Kinda-sorta defeated a giant bronze fire breathing bull
- Defeated Polyphemus
- Captures the Golden Fleece
- Defeats the Nemean Lion
- Holds the weight of the sky.
- Helped trap the Titan Atlas under the weight of the sky again.
- Saves Annabeth from Atlas and his monsters
- Killed an empousai
-Defeated Geryon
- Defeats Antaeus in battle
- Finds the lost God of the wild Pan
- Survives going through the Labyrinth
- Defends Camp Half-Blood against an army of monsters
- Defeats a Giant Crab and several other monsters
- Blows up the Princess Andromeda and survived against Kronos
- Survives going into the River Styx
- Defeats Hades and his army
-Defeats the Minotaur again
- Defeats the Titan Hyperion
-Faces Kronos in battle
- Destroys countless monsters in the battle against Kronos and his army
- Defeats Kronos
-Saves the Gods and Olympus

Ooooookay so that was all of Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Now this is gonna be a little more general but here is the Heroes of Olympus accomplishments:

-Defeats Medusa's two sisters
- Survives the journey to Camp Jupiter
- Defeats monsters on the way to Alaska
- Helps defeat Alcyoneus and his army
- Defeats Polybotes and his army
- Becomes Praetor of Camp Jupiter 
-Escaped Phorcys
-Fends off the Romans in Charleston Harbor
- Helped defeat the twin Giants Otis and Ephialtes
- Survived the fall into Tartarus with Annabeth
-Defeated Arachne
- Defeats Akhlys
- Escapes from Night
-Escapes from Tartarus.
- (Now I only read The Blood of Olympus like once so I don't remember that one too well but I'll do my best)
- Helped capture the goddess Nike
- Helped defeat all of the Giants and their army
- Helped defeat Gaea and her army

AAAAAAND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

-Became a legend in the eyes of many

WOW THAT TOOK A LONG TIME, JEEZ!
BUT IT WAS FOR MY SON, PERCY JACKSON SO IT WAS WORTH IT. ANYWAY, MAKE SURE YOU EAT SOME BLUUUE FOOD TODAYYYY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAWEED BRAIN!!!!!!!
BYYYYYYYYE!!!!

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