Merida POV
"Anything you can do I can do better!" I say in a sing-song voice.
"I can do anything better than you!" Frostbite says in the same voice but with glaring eyes.
Let the fun begin!
Merida: Anything you can do, I can do better!
I can do anything better than you!
Jack: No you can't!
Merida: Yes, I can!
Jack: No, you can't!
Merida: Yes, I can!
Jack: No, you can't!
Merida:Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
I step towards Frostbite and glare at him with our faces and inch or so apart as he continues.
Jack: Anything you can be, I can be greater!
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
Merida: No, you're not!
Jack: Yes, I am!
Merida: No, you're not!
Jack: Yes, I am!
Merida: No, you're not!
Jack: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
He gives me a smug look before he sings his next line.
Jack: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge!
Merida: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
Jack: I can live on bread and cheese!
Merida: And only on that?
I pretend to be surprised.
Jack: Yes!
Merida: So can a rat!
I smirk at him as his face turns from smug to angry.
Jack: Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
Merida: I can sing anything higher than you!
Jack: No, you can't! (High)
Merida: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Jack: No, you can't! (Higher)
Merida: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Jack: No, you can't! (Higher)
Merida: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Jack: No, you can't! (Higher)
Merida: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Jack: No, you can't! (Higher)
Merida: Yes, I can'(Highest)
To be completely honest, that kinda hurt my throat, but I'm not gonna let that get me down.
Merida: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper!
I can buy anything cheaper than you!
Jack: Fifty pence?
Merida: Forty pence!
Jack: Thirty pence?
Merida: Twenty pence!
Jack: No, you can't!
Merida: Yes, I can! Yes I can!
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