"The beach? Again?" smiled Anna.
"Yeah... Kinda figured we owe you for everythin' that happened," smiled Prometheus. "I allowed this to happen."
"And I helped plan the event!" smiled Miguel, showing a gigantic list of schedules. "Take it as sorry for nearly killing all of you... I'm really sorry..."
"It's all right, dude!" smiled Anna.
"Really?"
"Of course! Good fight!" smiled Lord.
"And we won't ever get mad at you for being mind-controlled by an evil telepathic psycho king," smiled Jedan.
"And it was fun!" smiled Gerard.
"And exciting!" smiled Athena. 290
"AND HILARIOUS!!! I GOT TO RUN OVER GUY!!!" smiled Fred.
Happy pats his back. "Believe me. We get it."
"So..." said the Reaper. "We're going to Oceanland."
"Oh... Oh wow..." said Lord.
"The aquarium... Huh..." said Jedan.
"Great..." said Anna.
"Fish? Really?" asked Fred, as Gerard swiped the back of his head. "'Cuz it's great!"
"Yay!" smiled Athena.
"I am not happy," said Happy.
"Miguel planned it," said the Reaper.
"YAY!!! AQUARIUM!!!" smiled Anna.
"MIGUEL!!! MIGUEL!!! MIGUEL!!!" cheered the others.
Miguel smiles. "All right! LET'S GO!!!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Miguel, the Knights, Prometheus, and the Reaper walk into the aquarium looking at beautiful and bountiful colorful fish while walking along the aquatic glass cave.
Miguel smiles while holding Anna's hand.
The Reaper sighs and drinks some beer.
"Hey, Reaps?" asked Lord. "They said you lost your mom and your wife."
"Well, technically she was never my wife..." said the Reaper. "I only said that because she was my best friend. Her name was Anna. She ended up marrying my best friend at the time, Tyrone, until an Aswang killed her."
"Whoa... You were... rejected...?"
"Yeah..." said the Reaper. "I'm alone. I always will be. I was rejected and used by nearly every woman I've ever met."
"That's hilarious!" smiled Jedan. "But... sad..." said Jed, patting the Reaper's back.
"Yeah? Well... All's well it ends well..."
"So... we don't have a Mom?" asked Lord.
"N-... No..." said the Reaper.
*CRASH!!!* 291
Everyone is shocked to hear yet another noise from outside. Screaming could be heard.
The group rushes outside to see the Aswang King.
Miguel squints his eyes. "So, you're here..."
The Aswang King immediately kneels and bows before him. "I require your help. Please..." he said.
Along with him are a few of his soldiers, around fifty at least.
"Why the fuck would we help you!?" asked the Reaper.
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THE BLOOD OF THE ASWANGS PLOT DEVICE|ULTIMATE SATIRICAL COMEDY SHOUNEN SERIES|
HumorThe Gospel Truth According to Miguel Azral 1. He's AN ORPHAN... He's CONFUSED... And he's JOJO POSING... Miguel Azral is a teenage boy who was orphaned by his stepfather, since he was too dirty, TOO ENGLISH-SPEAKING... AND TOO... ASWANG!!? TURNED IN...
