"For the last time!" yelled Miguel. "I'm not watching One Piece!"
"It's a masterpiece! Hundred times better than the live action!" yelled Jedan.
"Yeah. And it's a hundred times longer as well!"
"It's only got a thousand episodes!"
"Yeah. And the first 50 was summed up by 8!" yelled Miguel.
"What are you guys yabbering about?" asked Anna.
"ONE PIECE!!!"
"Y'mean that one anime everyone's talking about?" asked Anna.
"You watched it?" asked Jedan.
"No," said Anna.
"Then stay outta this," said Jedan.
Anna sighs and goes back to knitting.
Miguel rolls his eyes. "Lord! OP or OPLA!?"
"Both," said Lord.
"Disgusting," said the pair.
"Haps?" asked Miguel. 311
"OP," said Happy.
"WHAT!?!?" asked Miguel.
"HA!!! Athena!" yelled Jedan.
"OP!" smiled Athena.
"Gerard!? Fred!?"
"OPLA," said the pair.
"HA!!!" laughed Miguel. "We need a tie-breaker. Imma call Prometheus!"
"No fair! He's your variant!" yelled Jedan.
"Reaps doesn't care!" yelled Miguel.
"Aight! Then let's just ask the Reaper!" smiled Jedan.
"Reaps! OP or OPLA?" asked Miguel.
"I don't care," said the Reaper.
"Ms. Persephone?" asked Miguel.
"I also do not care," said Persephone.
The pair just, watched a movie about a former cannibal eating meat.
"What... What the fuck are you watching?" asked Jedan.
"Did you know cannibals eat meat in a certain way?" asked the Reaper. "They tend to fetishize the meat they're eating. You could also tell their psychopathic behavior of having no regard for other people. I mean, I am not surprised. Rather..."
"...enamored?" asked Persephone.
"Exactly," said the Reaper, as the pair chuckled.
"R-... Right..." said Miguel. "So, Ms. Persephone. You a zombie... or...?"
"I am a Bride..."
"Like... His bride...? Or...?"
"No. She's what you call Frankenstein's Bride. The feminine version of Frankenstein's Monster. She was reanimated likely by one of Dracula's Frankensteins."
"A group of Franks, actually," said Persephone. "They tore most of my... weaker body parts... and attached stronger ones... 'Cept my brain, my faces, and most of my head... and vaj."
"Too much info," said Miguel.
"Hm..." said Persephone. "You're a hybrid, correct?"
"Uh..." said Miguel. 312
Persephone closes in toward Miguel's face.
Miguel turns red. "How do ya do?"
"Chillin'," said Persephone.
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HumorThe Gospel Truth According to Miguel Azral 1. He's AN ORPHAN... He's CONFUSED... And he's JOJO POSING... Miguel Azral is a teenage boy who was orphaned by his stepfather, since he was too dirty, TOO ENGLISH-SPEAKING... AND TOO... ASWANG!!? TURNED IN...
