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Chapter 65: Miguel vs. Dracula

Dracula resumes time, but he shrugs it off. No. He's actually being tactical about it, pretending that nothing happened.

"Hmhmhmhmhm... You clearly have never heard of... the legend.." sneered Miguel.

"Excuse you?"

"Oh, Dracula... I am not your average Aswang Prince anymore..." sneered Miguel.

"I don't know what you're talking about..." sneered Dracula.

Miguel began contemplating on whether or not any of what just happened actually did happen. He thought, "Was I really able to see him? Did I see him? Or was I just crazy? It's like... a dream... I only remember short lapses of it... of him mocking me... retorting,.. fearing me... Let's... keep this tactical... WAIT!!! HE CAN READ MY!!!"

Dracula seems to be sneering all throughout.

Miguel smirks. "He can't read my mind... can he? Right! The helmet I'm wearing under my mask! He... doesn't know about that!"

Miguel teleports but Dracula socks him to the ground. Miguel rises up again.

Dracula charges toward him and stops time again. He wearily keeps away, pacing around him to study his prey. Dracula sees that Miguel's finger is twitching. But, he looks closely, and that the only reason it's moving is because Miguel had placed one of Anna's strings and tied it on Dracula's finger during one of his teleportations. "HA!!! Hilarious! That's what I THOUGHT!!!" he sneered. "He used Anna's strings to make him look like he was moving somehow! GENIUS!!! You could be resourceful as a fighter, sadly... GOODBYE, MIGUEL AZRAAAAAAAAAAAL!!! SEE YOU IN HELL-!!!"

As Dracula leans closer, Miguel slips into stopped time and hammers his fist into Dracula's chest, opening his ribcage and ripping him apart. 360

"KRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" roared Miguel.

Dracula screams "KRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" while he is getting doughnutted. "THE CHILD BAITED ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Dracula growls, regenerating and keeping a distance, this time, tossing a hammer at Miguel, who catches it.

Dracula smiles. "You dumbass... You just waited for what little time you had left! You need training to extend your seconds, SHITHEAD!!!" Dracula throws hammers at Miguel, each breaking his bones. Dracula resumes time as Miguel is thrown across the desert sand spitting out some blood.

Miguel rolls on the dusty ground, growling.

Miguel turns to Anna, afraid.

"Is that your dog?" asked Dracula. "Of course it is... She had been barking for you..."

Miguel growls. "Don't talk about her that way..." growled Miguel.

Miguel slowly stands back up.

"Go on, Azral. What can you do in this state, anyway? Hmhmhmhmhmhm... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Only one person managed to stay conscious during their fight. It's Happy, who watches and pretends to be asleep. Since Happy is an undead ghost possessing an animatronic, Dracula cannot sense him.

Miguel teleports and punches Dracula in the face. "HOCUS POCUS MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Miguel teleports around Dracula only for Dracula to easily knock him down, but Miguel isn't finished, as he activates his Aswang form, folds his wings around him, and spins toward him. "HELL COMEEEEEET!!!"

Dracula laughs. "TIME EYES-!!!" He stops time but Miguel manages to hammer him in the face with the attack while in stopped time, causing Dracula to crash a kilometer away.