Dracula sneers, walking around the misty Church. Dracula sneers as he blows up some Churches nearby all the Priests and Nuns' blood and body parts fall everywhere as he dances while playing his fiddle, burning the Church in flames.
Dracula dances and parades around while playing his fiddle, burning the Vatican in flames...
Dracula laughs as he plays the Requiem in D Minor. "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! KRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Dracula returns to his castle from a portal, the penthouse from where he had the dinner...
Only to meet Miguel, Prometheus, and the Reaper in his room.
"What the fuck are you doing in my chambers?" asked Dracula.
Miguel stands up, removing his jacket and shirt, and revealing his muscles.
"That's a little gay, friend, doing that while in my Goddamned chambers," said Dracula, placing black lipstick on his lips.
"I am so sorry."
"For humiliating me?"
"No. I am so sorry you, a several hundred-year-old Vamp King who hates Priests, called me, a teenager, gay while placing black lipstick on your lips."
"Black lipstick is LIFE, you filthy bat monkey!!"
"You look like a goth gay Swede."
"Fuck off, Prince of insert extinct race."
Miguel growls. "Guess what, Twilight. I will kill you for what you did to Haps... And my family..." Miguel clenched his fists.
"I will dine on dung beetles tonight."
"What?" 369
"Because I'm gonna make you chew on this MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!"
Dracula skips time and appears three seconds later only for Prometheus to block his attacks, but Dracula stops time and knocks Prometheus down during stopped time, but in stopped time, Miguel tackles
Prometheus laughs and dropkicks him by slipping into stopped-time, pulling the Reaper with him. "We have five minutes..."
"19 episodes later, much?" asked Miguel.
Dracula claws at Miguel only for Miguel to Hell Hook him down.
Dracula hisses and turns into bats, flying around and biting them with his fangs.
Miguel turns into a bats as well, activates flame armor for each of his bats, and burns Dracula alive.
Dracula skips 3 seconds later during stopped-time and high-kicks Prometheus who blocks the attack with his sticks.
Dracula tries catching his sticks but Prometheus spins them and whacks his face over and over again.
"Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you-?"
Dracula socks him in the face. "I'M NOT HITTING MYSELF YOU INSUBORDINATE MORON!!!"
The Reaper burns Dracula alive as he screeches in pain. "HELL... FAIYA!!!"
Dracula blasts the flames upward and blows the roof into pieces.
Dracula then socks the Reaper and crashes him into the wall, creating a shockwave and destroying the walls.
Dracula gapes his mouth open, revealing terrifying fangs, as he pins Miguel down.
Miguel transforms back and opens his mouth wider, revealing his needle-like fangs.
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