Miguel walks into the hotel room and tries speaking with Anne. Anne looks away from Miguel.
"Anne? What's wrong?" asked Miguel. 325
"What the hell do you think?" asked Anne.
"Anz... Dude... It's okay! Sometimes, I have to do what I like doing best!"
"Endangering yourself and giving your loved ones a literal heart attack?"
"FIGHTING!!!" smiled Miguel. "AND winning!"
"You're an idiot."
"Anz, please. Have you SEEN how strong Drac was!?" smiled Miguel.
"He flat-out genocided YOUR RACE!!! What makes you think you'd be able to fight him?"
"I'm half Pantheon! I could take 'im!"
"Miguel."
"All I have to do is train more... and beat down THAT GUY!!!"
"YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!"
Miguel stops. "How?"
"Look... You almost died. I can handle that. But if you actually die, I will never, ever forgive you."
"It's all right, Anz..."
"Miguel..."
"If I die, Prometheus can bring me back to life! Then, you'll forgive me!"
Anna facepalms. "Jesus Christ... Oh, Miguel..."
"Aw! Love you, Anz! I'm gonna go train by MYSELF!!!" smiled Miguel, teleporting away.
Meanwhile...
Jedan, Lord, Happy, Fred, and Gerard walk in the streets of L.A. to search for a place to eat.
"Lord..." said Jedan. "We have to get like... food."
"How about... That...?" Lord points to a Human Meatball factory.
"Um... No..." said Jedan.
"What about that place?" asked Gerard, pointing to a Human Meat Samgyeupsal.
"How many fackin' places serve Human Meat here!?" asked Fred, annoyed.
"Correction. Human CRIMINAL meat!" smiled Happy.
"Dude. THAT HUMAN... WAS A BABY!!! WOULD YOU EAT A GROWNUP BABY!?!? WOULD YA!??" asked Jedan, shaking Happy.
"Shake me more, and I'll snap your neck," said Happy.
"Neck's rubber. I DO WHAT I WANT!!!" Jedan shakes him harder. 326
"Jed... Look!" Lord points up as they see an artificial full moon. "Moon's out tonight."
"Correction. That's artificial," said Happy. "It seems to be projected from the satellite."
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!*
"Uh... what was that?" asked Lord, shaking.
"Probly just timber wolves. C'mon guys," said Jedan, walking away. "Let's try that Vegan restaurant over there."
"I'm uh... Kind of a need for meat an' all," said Fred, following after.
Later...
*SPLAT!!!*
What seems like a boneless Human Drumstick is placed on the table.
Everyone is literally horrified by this, except for Happy, who had seen some shit.
"Um..." said Fred. "Duh... Yes... Um... What the fuck?"
"It's Skim Human," said the strange wolf man.
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UmorismoThe Gospel Truth According to Miguel Azral 1. He's AN ORPHAN... He's CONFUSED... And he's JOJO POSING... Miguel Azral is a teenage boy who was orphaned by his stepfather, since he was too dirty, TOO ENGLISH-SPEAKING... AND TOO... ASWANG!!? TURNED IN...
