Anna carrying Miguel, reaches the hotel room and places him in their bed.
"What the FUCK... HAPPENED!?!!?" roared the Reaper.
"He got his heart and spine ripped out! Dracula won't give it back!" yelled Anna.
Miguel stays limp on the ground.
Persephone speaks. "Third drawer to the left. There are syringes..."
Gerard, with the speed of the wind, runs to it and gives it to him.
Persephone stabs his neck with the syringe.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Dracula, who is now in the room. "Like a motherfucking ant bite! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Everyone prepares to fight.
"Okay. Guess we're doing THIS NOW!!!" growled Dracula.
Happy, with full blasters and Lord, in stone armor, attack, only to be knocked down out of the room.
Dracula laughs as he grabs Lord's arm and tears it off.
Lord screams in pain as he kicks Lord to the ground.
Gerard stabs Dracula over and over.
Fred stabs him in the neck with a stake.
Dracula laughs. "IT SHOULD BE IN A HEARGHT!!! *HISS!!!*" Dracula tries biting Fred but Gerard tries stabbing him only for Dracula to teleport again, having stabbed both brothers with his claws.
Jedan wraps his arms around Dracula with his rubber body. 317
Anna yells, "STRING... BARRAGE!!!" and blasts several hundred punches at him.
Dracula breaks free and tears his arms to pieces.
Dracula headbutts Anna and tries biting her, causing the Reaper to step in and beat down Dracula.
"Hell..." The Reaper prepares Hell Fire. "FAI-!!!"
Dracula catches his hands, proceeding to dissipate the flames in his hands, and headbutts the Reaper, causing him to fall over.
Between teleports, Dracula somehow bashed his fist into the Reaper's stomach, making him spit out blood.
The Reaper punches him over and over. "HELL RUSH!!!" The Reaper blasts punches at him over and over only for Dracula to catch all of them, proceeding to somehow headbutt him again without touching him.
Dracula holds up his fist and strangles the Reaper with telekinesis.
The Reaper grunts and growls.
"I remember when I made a Reaper kill his own team... *SLURP!!!* Pretty hilarious, if I say so myself. Shoulda heard them scream. But I do remember when I had your parents killed. And your fake wife. That was a doozy."
"We were engaged," said Persephone.
"We all know you denied him that grandeur. He offered to elope while you had an affair... But... you denied him because his true love was his lust for battle... HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
The Reaper punches him again only for Dracula to kick him down.
He puts his foot over his head, beginning to crush it, causing Reaps to scream.
"AAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Isn't this how you killed Tyrone?" asked Dracula, stepping harder.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" roared the Reaper.
Miguel's eyes open.
Dracula laughed and cackled. "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!!!"
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HumorThe Gospel Truth According to Miguel Azral 1. He's AN ORPHAN... He's CONFUSED... And he's JOJO POSING... Miguel Azral is a teenage boy who was orphaned by his stepfather, since he was too dirty, TOO ENGLISH-SPEAKING... AND TOO... ASWANG!!? TURNED IN...
