"No," said Prometheus, slamming the table and standing up.
"Excuse you?" asked Dracula.
"I said... No... And yes, I am excused. Do ya know why, Dracula? Because if you're into just that, I will personally wage war against you instead."
"Huh... First time for everything! Usually you'd just throw a hissy fit and try to beat the shit outta me!!! NGAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Shut up! SHUT UP!!!" growled Prometheus. "You're gonna pay for what you did to him!" 335
"Oh! Oooh!!! I am SOOO afraid!!! HMHMHMHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Blaaaah, blah blaaaah... FUCK YOU!!!" Prometheus stands up but the Reaper stops him.
"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! VERY WELL!!! WAR INDEED, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Dracula sneers. "Now... Which of your worlds am I allowed to... commit atrocities to?"
"I'm sorry. I waged war first."
"Read the constitution. You can't do that unless it's for self-defense."
"I'm constituting your threat to humanity as an excuse for self-defense."
Dracula sneers. "Maharlica-152 wouldn't be very happy with this..."
"Fuck you," said Prometheus.
"Pro. You're doing somethin' pretty damned rash," said the Reaper.
"He killed my grandfather, Reaps. And I can sense he actually did."
"Your ego would be our downfall."
"Fine..." said Prometheus. "You may attack first-..."
*BOOM!!!*
Prometheus is horrified, sensing an entire world decimated by Dracula's army. "You motherf-..."
"You pressed the 'Go' Button. Feels great, doesn't it?"
"You BITCH!!! I WILL MURDER YOU!!!"
Prometheus stands up only for Dracula to stand as an army of Vampires stands next to the pair and hiss at them.
"Sit down, Prometheus. This would take a while..." sneered Dracula.
"We came here for a DIPLOMATIC MISSION!!!" roared the Reaper.
"And congratulations. You've failed," sneered Dracula. "Now, you've betrayed your people for making a single choice."
Prometheus growls.
"Well? Go on Space Wizard. Use your magical Usog against me. My Kulam will BURN YOUR WORLD DOWN... WITH MY TIME EYES!!!"
"YOU... FIRST!!!" The Reaper blasts flames at Dracula whose soldiers begin charging at the Reaper and Prometheus. Prometheus grabs the Reaper and falls into a Bubble Portal behind them, which closes immediately.
Dracula sneers. "Get them."
The Vampires charge outside and turn into bats and rats.
Meanwhile... 336
Miguel transforms into a bat, then a mouse, then a rat, then a dog, then a bug, then a cat.
Anna smiles and claps for him.
The others smile and clap for him as well.
Miguel turns back to normal. "Tada!"
Prometheus and the Reaper drop from the portal above.
Prometheus opens a portal to the inside of the CoolDudeBus. "Get in."
"What-?" asked Anna.
"Shut up, Anna, with your dumbass questions and GET. THE FUCK. IN..." said Prometheus.
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