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    The Gospel Truth According to Miguel Azral 1. He's AN ORPHAN... He's CONFUSED... And he's JOJO POSING... Miguel Azral is a teenage boy who was orphaned by his stepfather, since he was too dirty, TOO ENGLISH-SPEAKING... AND TOO... ASWANG!!? TURNED IN...

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    Chapter 51: Hotel Transylvania

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    "No. You're gross," said a girl right in front of a younger Miguel.
    "But... why?" asked Miguel.
    "I need to study to get a better future."
    "I have a boyfriend." 305
    "I don't like boys."
    "I think you're a bit of a weirdo."
    "I think you're not that handsome."
    "You're kinda creepy."
    "Lots of baggage."
    "Weird."
    "Ugly."
    "Fat."
    "Gross."
    "Smelly."
    "Strange."
    "Bizarre."
    Miguel slams his head on the table of his armchair.
    "You okay?" asked a simple and pretty girl.
    "Uhm... No. Why?" asked Miguel.
    "My name is-... Huh? Why are you crying? Miguel? Miguel? Miguel!?"
    "Miguel?" asked Prometheus. "*sigh...* REAPS!!!"
    The Reaper opens his eyes.
    "Look. Miguel... Sorry... The Miguel of THIS Universe... OUR Miguel... has a mission in the United States. He has to find and kill the Vampire King."
    "America? Which one?"
    "Superhero World."
    "Hm. Not exactly welcomed there after your last controversy."
    "More like you don't wanna welcome yourself. Take everyone with you."
    "City and State?"
    "Los Angeles. California."
    The Reaper's eyes quiver. "I'm not exactly welcomed there."
    "Reaps. That version of Antonia was never your wife. I don't know why you keep telling people she is. Like, what the shit is wrong with you!?"
    "She was my best friend." 306
    "Yeah. That's it. Your best friend. Just because you were together for years, doesn't mean she loved you. Or even was your wife!"
    "I loved her as one."
    "Okay, my simp child. Do remember that Antonia is probably married now! With a zombie or a Mummy!"
    "Not... funny."
    "Welp, she's undead! Who cares!?"
    "Y'know what? I had a very, VERY busy week, Pro. I'm outta here."
    "You're still going to L.A."
    "Yeah. Fuck you for that."
    Prometheus snickers. "See ya, blud!!!"
    Later... while the CoolDudeBus flew over the states of America...
    The Reaper sighs as he types into his laptop.
    Jedan and Lord snicker.
    "Check this out," said Jedan. "*POP!!!* *POP!!!* *P-*"
    "I will kill you," said the Reaper.
    Jedan and Lord snicker even harder.
    The Reaper facepalms. "Idiots..."
    "*POP!!!*"
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