Chapter 60: MacJovial Returns

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The fleet lands in the distant dimension of Nightmare World, and here, the heroes meet... an army of flying drones.

Happy sees this, and feels, terrified. "Oh, dear..." said Happy.

"What?" asked Prometheus.

"Animatronics... All of 'em..." said Happy.

"Those are drones," said the Reaper.

"I could tell they're bloody possessed, mate," said Happy. "Try to blow up these manky blokes, shall ya?"

"How?" asked Prometheus.

"We Animatronics tend to be weak if our Ghost Boxes are destroyed."

"Your what!?" asked Prometheus.

"Ghost Boxes. That's what our creators made to keep our souls attached to our bodies."

Prometheus sighs, but he senses something... something very wrong... "You... shouldn't have told us that." 343

"What? Why?" asked Happy.

Prometheus sighs. "I dunno. You just... shouldn't have. I'll try wiping our mem-..."

"Don't," said Happy.

Prometheus reads his thoughts. "Oh... Okay. Right. Besides, we need to know that right now... Plus, I wouldn't be able to wipe Athena's memories."

"Why wipe our memories about that?" asked Miguel.

"Just... a feeling..." said Prometheus.

Suddenly, animatronics began crashing into the front of the buses, hammering the windshields and trying to get inside.

"Happy? You're up... Same with you, Miguel and Reaps." Prometheus speaks on the radio. "Those with Eyes of Fire? Burn 'em all down..."

Happy enters his pod and begins firing missiles at the animatronics.

Miguel and the Reaper attack a well, outside, along with all of the ones with Eyes of Fire.

Later... after the battle, the fleet sets up camp on an island in the distance...

And at night...

Happy reactivates to see a terrifying clown face...

"Mac-fuckin'-Jovial..." Happy said.

"Well, well... If it isn't everyone's favorite Nepobaby, I beg yer pardon!" said macJovial.

"If it isn't the serial killing Irishman of a literal clown?" he replied with annoyance.

"Top of the evenin' to ya..."

"What do you want, mate?"

"I want nothin' but to spare some time with ya, beg yer pardon." 344

"Why would you ever want that?" growled Happy.

"Because... been hearin' that me best creation is plannin' on doin' sumthin' stupid, yeh? I can see that you've extinguished me anima-anima-animatro... HAHAHAYHAYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA!!! Me animatronics, ye?"

"We used Athena to dismantle the remaining Ghost Box Circuits in their heads. We let their spirits free..." said Happy.

"Hyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyea... Oh, dearie me, my son."

"Don't bloody call me that. I'm a Goddamned abomination. And you relish in the fact, you wanker!"

"Ain't even tryin' on pullin' much of yer merves, if you ask me... And yer quite angry, aren't ya?"

"You killed me. You... made me."

"And what makes ya think that I shouldn't be the one to take you out?"

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