Hazbin one shots

Poisoned

Enjoy!!!!

Plot.
Lucifer and Alastor have gone public about being in a relationship, And a certain tv head doesn't like it

Life was going great for Al at the moment, he was with a man he loved, got to be a father figure to Charlie, well at least an official one now, And he was warming up to the idea of growing his fatherhood status, be it adding Vaggie to the family or by creating a few new offspring's of his own with Lucifer.
There was only one thing that was really stopping this from being absolutely perfect.
"Here's another one" Lucifer said with a groan as he went through the mail for the day, and picked up a blue letter before dragging a claw through it and opening it.

*you worthless piece of crap, so desperate to get some action that you picked him of all people, your dead to me, You hear me!
DEAD! IF I CANT HAVE YOU THEN NO ONE WILL!*

"Just toss it in the burn pile love" Alastor said with a lack of interest as he read the note and handed it back to Lucifer.
"Babe...I know you don't wanna deal with this, but im getting worried, I mean this is the 5th one this week, you've been shot at, almost ran over, and 2 assassination attempts here in the hotel. This isn't a joke anymore" Lucifer said as he looked at him.
"And they all failed love, Vox is no threat to us, he can't even control the Vees, hows he suppose to kill me" He replied as he practically shrugged it off.
"But."
"Lucifer enough" Alastor said as he turned and looked at him
"I have more important things to do than worry about that losers pathetic attempts, now drop it" he said before he got up from the couch and walked off, leaving Lucifer there who merely sighed some. Alastor wasn't taking this thing seriously at all, and there was a good chance that Lu was just being over cautious...but..he didn't want to take that chance.

*few days later*

"What do you mean your out of meat?" Alastor asked Rosie as he stood there to pick up his usual order.
"It means just that Al, Im out of everything, A guy came in and bought my entire inventory, Ive got nothing left and wont until my next shipment tomorrow at noon" she said as she stood there behind the counter.
"Alright...well just let me know when you get your order in" he said with a sigh as he turned and left the store. Getting out onto the sidewalk he looked around some as he thought, there was another meat deli just across town, that was his last chance to get what he wanted for his custom dish tonight. With that in mind he turned and made his way off in that direction.
About 20 minutes later Alastor walked into the rather ran down looking deli, clearly a lot of lower end meats compared to Rosie's fresh stock.
"Im in need of 4 sinner ribs, a femar and 2 bowls of fingers" he said as the guy looked up at him
"Your in luck, Guy bought everything but returned those items about 15 minutes ago" he said as he moved around the store and to the back where he grabbed said items. Alastor was a little hesitant about buying them all but at the same time, he really wanted that special dish tonight, so he nodded to the guy signaling that he will take it.

*that night*

"And you didn't think that was the least bit suspicious" Lucifer said as he stood there with his arms crossed as Alastor sat the meat down on the table and was preparing it to cook.
"I did, but I also wanted my dish tonight, besides who's gonna know what I order or would stoop low enough to do something to meat" he said once again as he threw the food into the pan, earning a sizzle and pop from the sauce in the pan.
"I just wish you'd take this more seriously love...your not invincible" Lucifer said as he moved around and put a hand onto Als.
"As I said this morning, I am not worried about anything that tv head does, I can handle whatever he throws at me" he said as he patted Lucifers hand some before turning around to cut some more meat. Grabbing the knife as he started to slice.
"But what about the others around you, what then"
"Luci" Al said as he slowed down with the knife.
"I mean whos to say that he wont target one of us?"
"Lucifer" he said again as he stopped cutting entirely.
"Im just saying, there are other angles to get at you, I just wish you'd take more caution" Lucifer jumped as he heard the thrack of the knife being slammed down, cutting straight through a bone and embedding itself into the cutting board.
"I..Can..Handle..This" Alastor said firmly as he didn't even bother to turn around and look at his lover, he was fed up with hearing all of this, Vox this and Vox that. He was done with it and wanted to put it all behind him.
"If your not gonna help cook, then go find something else to do" he said as he still stood there until a long awkward pause was broken by Lucifers feet slowly shuffling out of the kitchen, leaving Alastor there before he let out a breath. He yanked the knife from the board and looked at the ruined blade now and sighed as he tossed it onto the counter.
"Dammit..." he muttered out, he shouldn't have done that and he knew it. He figured he would apologize about it later and turned his attention back to dinner as he grabbed another knife and went back to cooking.