Hazbin one shots

Spicing up the bedroom

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Plot.
Testing a theory in the bedroom

Alastor was sitting on the couch sipping on a cup of tea as he read through a novel he had started the other day, a rather nice one so far if he had to say. Though his peaceful morning was interrupted by some arguing coming from the kitchen, using his ears he was able to hear the dreadful annoying tone of none other then Angel.
Letting out a sigh he closed his book and set it down, standing up from the couch and moving towards the kitchen and listening to the arguing get louder the closer he got. He stopped in the doorway as watched Angel halfway over the counter looking at husker.
"Do I even want to know" Alastor said as he looked at the feuding couple. Angel looked over at him and smiled.
"Hey smiles"
"And what is the argument about this time..you argue more then I did with Lucifer" He said with a bit of annoyance. Angel looked at him a bit confused before putting it together and laughing a little.
"Oh, we aren't actually fighting here Al"
"Looks like it to me"
"You've never tried heated sex?" Angel asked as he looked at Alastor he merely tilted his head.
"Right...should've guessed, but thought the king would've had some knowledge of that one" Angel said more to himself then to Alastor.
"Know more of what?"
"Heated sex...its where..you find a argument to get the others riled and then take it out in the bedroom, either from the argument or as makeup" Angel said as Alastor looked at him.
"...and your doing this at 9:30 in the morning?"
"This buffet is open 24/7 for my whiskers here" Angel said with a smirk as he put a hand on huskers shoulder and another motioned towards his body.
"Thank you Angel. For that unpleasant picture in my mind now" he said before he turned and left the kitchen, hearing the argument pick back up from where it had left off. The day progressed and Alastor was sitting up in his room by the window still reading his novel. He was brought from his book as he looked up hearing the door open and watching as his beloved short king took off his coat and hung it on the rack.
"How was your day love?" He asked as he put his book down off to the side.
"Long. 3 meetings today and at times they forgot who was in charge and I had to remind them all" Lucifer said with a bit of a groan. He watched as Lucifer moved over and flopped down on the bed face first. Which led to Alastor thinking of what Angel said this morning. And it made him ask a question now.
"Have we ever had a big argument dear?" He asked as Lucifer looked over at him confused.
"Not...that comes to mind, why do you ask?"
"Well hearing Angel's conversation in the kitchen this morning, he was talking about how Argument sex is so much hotter then normal"
"So...what are you saying, that you wanna try that now?" Lucifer asked a little puzzled...and also a bit intrigued.
"Well, im not opposed to having more fun in the bedroom at times" he said with a bit of a smile.
"What would we argue about..that wouldn't actually make us mad at each other?"
"Well obviously nothing about Charlie or parenting, perhaps your height, you've heard that one so many times that you know I only use to mess with you" Alastor said as lucifer chuckled some.
"I could do something with your outfit that you know I adore"
"That would work rather splendid my deer"

*Next morning*

Alastor sat in his chair as he took a sip of his tea, seeing Angel dragging himself towards the kitchen.
"You look rather tired"
"Gee I wonder why...not like 2 residents in the hotel was yelling at one another and then fucking the hell out of each other" he said with a groan as he went and grabbed a cup of coffee and took a big drink of it.
"Was it good" he asked with a smirk as he leaned against the wall.
"That would be none of your business Angel"
"Oh please, the entire hotel heard what you was up to"
"And yet your the only one asking...if you heard It then you must know the answer" Alastor said as he stood up now and moved to leave the lobby, but tapped Angel on the head with his cane.
"Perhaps try uses the thing between your ears instead of the thing between your legs" he said with a little hum before he twirled his case and left the room.

May add onto this one later. But cant think of how to continue with it at the moment.