so i decided i would put three shaq puns each chapter bc i have so many
if shaquille o'neal went hiking, he'd need to bring his shaqpack
if shaquille o'neal swam in the ocean, he'd be shaquille o'seal
if shaquille o'neal was a burger, he'd be shaquille o'meal
shoutout to stylesbecray for the first pun
-sam :)