Calum: bye || CAKE AU

6 - 5 Seconds of Summer?

*Luke has started a conversation with Calum*

Luke: HII FRIENDD

Calum: im not your friend

Luke: YOU DIDNT SAY "GO AWAY!" :'-D

Calum: oh oops

Calum: go away

Luke: D-':<

Calum: same

Luke: why r u so mean to me?

Calum: because i dont like you?

Luke: I- i thought we were friends

Calum: thats stupid

Luke: ur stupid

Calum: thanks Pukey Lukey

Luke: STOP

Calum: what?

Luke: CALLING ME THAT

Calum: but ur like puke and your name is luke

Luke: but

Calum: no

Luke: hey

Calum: yes?

Luke: can i tell u something?

Calum: i already know ur gay dude

Luke: WHAT NO!

Calum: sure

Luke: i wanted to tell u that im amazing gosh

Calum: ha, keep telling yourself that

Luke: do u play an instrument?

Calum: yea

Luke: what instrument?

Calum: my voice and the bass

Luke: what about your friend Ashton

Calum: he plays his dingalong

Luke: ..

Calum: JUST KIDDING GOSH he plays the drums

Luke: oh cool

Luke: i have an idea

Calum: no

Luke: i didnt even say it yet

Calum: i dont really care

Luke: what if..

Calum: my answer is no

Luke: JUST HEAR ME OUT

Luke: what if we started a band called 5 Seconds of Summer

Calum: THATS SUCH A STUPID NAME

Luke: YOURE A STUPID NAME

Calum: HAHAHAHAAA 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER? WHAT THE HECK?

Luke: mikey came up with that name

Calum: does mikey play an instrument

Luke: guitar

Calum: cool

Luke: so do i

Calum: ew

Luke: :-(

Calum: :)

Luke: ur mean

Calum: im magnificent, elegant, awesome, and nice?

Luke: no..

Luke: youre mean, evil, assholey, and narcissisty

Calum: assholey isnt a word..

Luke: YES IT IS

Calum: my acronym was better just sayin

Luke: not even

Calum: hey

Luke: what

Calum: bye breadstick

*Calum has left the conversation*

Luke: WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR THAT?

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Haahaahaha idek. This was such a random chapter but then again every chapter is. But hope ya liked it, what'd u think about it, A?
-M ಥ_ಥ

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Lololllll I was like laughing and my cousin was with me and she's like LET ME READ IT and I'm just like O_o LOLOL IDEK but yeah great chapter *thumbs up emoji*

- A ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ