Calum: bye || CAKE AU

12 - 'Hey'

*Luke has started a conversation with Calum*

Luke: hey calpal

Calum: hi pukey lukey

Luke: :-(

Calum: :)

Luke: dont you have a better nickname for me?

Calum: like breadstick?

Luke: nooooo

Calum: hmm.. How about rude luke

Luke: something better plz

Calum: nuke luke

Luke: wat?

Calum: idk

Luke: i dont wanna be nuked thank you very much

Calum: then ill keep calling u pukey lukey ur welcome

Luke: finee

Calum: hey...

Luke: NO STOP

Calum: im not gonna delete the convo yet! But i wanted to ask u a question

Luke: what?..

Calum: do u like me

Luke: yeah.. As a friend..

Calum: then y do u send me weird messages and blame it on Michael?

Luke: uhh bcuz i mean to send them to someone else..

Calum: then why lie?

Luke: idk

Calum: tell da truth

Luke: finee i lie bcuz..

Luke: because..

Luke: im..

Calum: gay?

Luke: No!

Luke: im fabilicious

Calum: -.-

Luke: :-)

Luke: y u b doing an asian face?

Luke: r u asian?

*Calum has left the conversation*

*Luke started a conversation with Calum*

Luke: sorry sorry

Calum: im scottish and kiwi gosh

Luke: ik

Calum: ur mean

Luke: oh the acronym u made up for 'mean' thx

Calum: no, the acronym U made up for mean

Luke: hehehe assholy

Calum: ...

Luke: u have to admit, u smiled

Calum: nuh uh

Luke: yuh huh

Calum: no one likes u

Luke: thx

Calum: np

Luke: HAHAHAHA

Calum: wat

Luke: im stalking ur instagram rn

Calum: howd u find it?

Luke: it was just calumhood..

Calum: whatever

Calum: hey

Luke: bae

Calum: nay

Luke: tray

Calum: Taytay

Luke: stay

Calum: haha nope bye breadstick

*Calum has left the conversation*

Luke: i wish i was.. I wish i was.. Beside u

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Aww the last sentence idek. Did you guyz like it? Yes no maybe so :/
-M £•~•)

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OMG *CRIES* THAT LAST TEXT THOUGH OMG LIKE [M] ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

- A ヅ