*Calum has started a conversation with Luke*
Luke: OMG U STARTED A CONVO WITH ME
Calum: k first of all shut the fuck up
Calum: second of all, hi
Luke: ..can i talk
Calum: yes pukey lukey
Luke: hi
Calum: and third of all dont freak out if i start a convo with u god
Luke: sorry
Calum: anyways
Luke: can i tell u something?
Calum: no thx
Luke: it's important
Calum: DUDE IVE SAID IT A MILLION TIMES IK UR GAY K
Luke: .. Actually i need to go bye cal
*Luke has left the conversation*
Calum: i feel horrible
Calum: why did i fucking do that
Calum: ugh
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*Luke has started a conversation with Michael*
Luke: can i tell u something mikey?
Michael: sure what
Luke: i think im falling in love with calum...
Michael: WHAT? I JUST CHOKED ON MY FUCKING VODKA WHAT R U TALKING BOUT
Luke: sorry about that but it's just yeah..
Michael: does he like u back?
Luke: i doubt it
Michael: then move on
Luke: what?
Michael: try finding a girl instead of a guy this time
Luke: but
Michael: just try it
Luke: what?
Michael: ill hook u up with someone
Luke: michael i dont wanna
Michael: once plz
Luke: .. Fine.
Michael: okay!
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*Luke has started a conversation with Calum*
Luke: hey
Calum: hi
Calum: is it hi or hey
Luke: idk
Calum: pukey lukey y u gay
Luke: im not
Calum: suree
Luke: infact im going on a date with this girl named Ashley
Luke: *1 Image Attatched*
Calum: oh nice dudeeeee!!
Calum: but bye breadstick
*Calum has left the conversation*
Luke: sigh
Luke: if only i knew u loved me back
Luke: but i know u never will
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*Calum has started a conversation with Bonnie Sue*
Calum: BONNIE SUE I NEED HELP
Bonnie Sue: OMG CALUM DO U WANT A 7TH FINGER?!
Calum: NO BUT I SERIOUSLY FEEL BAD
Bonnie Sue: what? This is new
Calum: The guy luke, i was saying mean stuff to him and i feel bad
Calum: now he has a date with a girl
Bonnie Sue: well Calum, i hoped u learned ur lesson
*Bonnie Sue has left the conversation*
Calum: fucking luke
Calum: how can he just come into my life and leave me feeling this weird strange feeling
Calum: i really do love him.
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Calum: bye || CAKE AU
Fiksi PenggemarLuke: no one likes u Calum: i love me Luke: i meant- Calum: oh gotta go bye breadstick _________________________________________ A Cake texting AU thingy! hope you guys like it
