Calum: bye || CAKE AU

4 - Michael and Ashton

*Luke has started a conversation with Calum*

Calum: no u suck go away no one likes u

Luke: .......

Calum: no.

Luke: i didnt even say anything!

Calum: u dot dot dotted.

Calum: no one likes dot dot dotting.

Luke: can i speak?

Luke: plz?

Calum: no. Stop talking to me

Luke: fine. ill just add michael

*Luke has added Michael Clifford*

Michael: what dafuq

Calum: ew

Michael: who r u?

Calum: im that fabulous guy

Michael: no i am

Luke: michaellll

Michael: wat do u want luke?

Calum: see luke, no one likes u

Luke: michael, please tell calum that u love me

Calum: haha, nice joke

Luke: MIKEYYY

Michael: *whispers* calum.. Pss.. I dont like luke.

Luke: hey!

Calum: if luke can add someone than i can too

*Calum has added Ashton Irwin*

Luke: *pokes*

Michael: Who dufaq r u?

Ashton: HEY! NO SWEARING!

Michael: it isn't though..............

Ashton: it's pronounced in a swearing way.

Calum: buzzkill

Luke: but srsly who r u

Ashton: im the fab unicorn ashton

Calum: no, hes the ugly ogre, shrek

Michael: shrek is love, shrek is love

Luke: OH GOD NO

Ashton: what's that?

Michael: search it up

Luke: NO DONT YOU'LL BE SCARRED

Calum: nuh uh, i watched it and i'm not scarred

Luke: MAYBE BCUZ U ALREADY WATCH PORN

Ashton: HOLD UP WHAT

Calum: NO I DONT

Michael: so do i

Luke: wait what?

Michael: what? I didnt say anything

*Michael has left the conversation*

Ashton: okay um.. Im done here too

*Ashton has left the conversation*

Luke: well..

Calum: well..

Luke: wanna-

Calum: HAHA NOPE SEE YA BREADSTICK

*Calum has deleted the conversation*

Luke: I was gonna ask if u wanted icecream :'-(

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THERE YA GO! Chapter 4! This was.. Interesting. Idek what i write anymore.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT WAS GOOD LOLOLOL OKAY UM IDK WHAT NOW

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