*Luke has started a conversation with Calum*
Calum: fuck off
Luke: I didn't even say anything god damn
Calum: hey no fucking swearing
Luke: says u
Calum: yes says me, I say it from me to you. GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL BITCH
Luke: at least I don't have 6 finger a retarded knee and hairless legs
Calum: ...
Luke: ....
Calum: at least I don't have legs on my hair
Luke: ur stupid it's *hairs on my legs
Luke: u dumb bitch
Calum: come on Bonnie sue let's leave
Calum: bye breadstick
*Calum has left the conversation*
*Luke has started a conversation with Michael Ashton and Calum*
Luke: Heyyy guys heyyyy
Calum: Bye
Luke: :-(
Calum: hahahahah ur sad
Michael: HEY GUYS CAN U SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR 3.2 SECONDS
Ashton: Michael can u calm down gosh
*Michael has left the conversation*
Calum: bye
*Calum leaves the conversation*
Luke: but
*Ashton leaves the conversation*
Luke: :-(
Luke: Calum
Luke: I love u
*Luke has started a conversation with Calum*
Luke: Calum I have something to tell u
Calum: tell someone else I don't wanna fucking know
Luke: it's about u
Calum: ok well then talk to the sixth finger
Luke: I'd rather not "Bonnie sue" byeeeee
Calum: U CANT LEAVE
*Luke has left the conversation*
Calum: Lucas I love u
*Calum has started a conversation with Bonnie sue*
Calum: hey Bonnie sue
Bonnie sue: Calum stop talking to me or I'm gonna deform into 7 fingers
*Bonnie sue has left the conversation*
Calum: Lukey :-(
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WHERE DAFUQ DID BONNIE SUE COME FROM? XD
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Calum: bye || CAKE AU
FanfictionLuke: no one likes u Calum: i love me Luke: i meant- Calum: oh gotta go bye breadstick _________________________________________ A Cake texting AU thingy! hope you guys like it
