Calum: bye || CAKE AU

8 - Smh

*Luke had started a conversation with Calum*

Calum: shut up

Luke: r u mad Cal Pal? ;-)

Calum: my band name was better stupid

Luke: well who agreed with me and not u?

*Calum has deleted the conversation*

Luke: ugh really

*Luke has started a conversation with Calum*

Calum: ugh luke what do u want?

Luke: i wanna talk with u

Calum: bcuz u like me?

Luke: AS A FRIEND

Calum: i dont like u tho

Luke: :-(

Luke: ^.^

Calum: ?

Luke: u love me hehee

Calum: gay

Luke: gay means happy

Calum: smh

Luke: smh? So much hate?

Calum: OMG SMH

Luke: IM NOT HATING THOUGH

Calum: YOUR STUPID

Luke: You're***

Calum: STOP IT

Luke: Whyd u do smh then?

Calum: SMH MEANS SHAKING MY HEAD

Luke: ohhhhh

Calum: smh

Luke: smh

Calum: smh

Luke: smh

Luke: [1 Video Attatched]

Calum: ... Michael has a great butt

Luke: what about me?

Calum: ur butt it tiny

Luke: :-(

Calum: hehe

Luke: u didnt like our wall twerking?

Calum: i liked michael's not yours

Luke: BUT I CLEARLY DID IT BETTER

Calum: Michael is like miley cyrus and youre like a..... A brick

Luke: so your saying my butt's flat

Calum: yeah

Luke: ..

Calum: what

Luke: my buttocks is not fat

Luke: flat*

Calum: it's definitely not fat

Luke: :-(

Calum: YES FROWN

Luke: :-)

Calum: gtfo

Luke: k

Calum: WAIT NO BYE BREADSTICK

*Calum has left the conversation*

Luke: *sigh*

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THERE'S THE CHAPTER! It was really short sorry but mhmm. IM PRETTY SURE 5SOS WON THE MTV AWARD FOR BEST SUMMER SONG. THEY BETTER HAVE. I WAS SPAMMING EVERYONE'S TL xD oh and i actually thought smh meant so much hate at first hehe
-M ಥ_ಥ

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Lol honestly I laughed too hard XD

- A ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ