Calum: bye || CAKE AU

10 - Pranks

*Calum has started a conversation with Luke*

Calum: hi

Luke: wait what?

Calum: y r u surprised?

Luke: because for once you started the convo with me...

Calum: oh yeah um this isnt calum

Luke: who is it?

Calum: his girlfriend

Luke: he.. Has a girlfriend?

Calum: yeah

Luke: oh.. send a pic

Calum: k let me take a selfie

*5 minutes later*

Luke: u still here?...

Calum: yeah i havent found the perfect selfie yet

Luke: found?

Calum: oh um..

Luke: calum.

Calum: this isnt calum

Luke: calum.

Calum: ITS...

Luke: WHATS YOUR NAME

Calum: calum.........

Luke: I KNEW IT

Calum: dang it

Luke: do u have a gf tho?

Calum:

Luke: ?

Calum: no..

Luke: *smirk emoji*

Calum: i dont like u tho

Luke: then why'd u start a convo with me?

Calum: that was ashton

Luke: that's my excuse except ashton would be michael

Calum: *sigh*

Luke: LETS PERFORM A GIG

Calum: huh?

*Luke has added Michael to the conversation*

*Luke has added Ashton to the conversation*

Luke: GIG

Ashton: YES!

Michael: YES

Calum: WHAT?

Luke: so..

Michael: we've been practicing songs without u calum

Calum: WHY?

Ashton: because

Calum: answer plz

Ashton: bcuz u didnt wanna

Calum: :(

Michael: whateves

Calum: i thought we were friends michael

Michael: we are

Luke: im ur friend Cal Pal

Calum: no u arent :(

Calum: all of u arent my friends >:(

*Calum has left the conversation*

Ashton: well... LUKE THAT WAS A HORRIBLE PRANK

Luke: i thought it would be funny..

Michael: i feel bad now :(

Ashton: yeah! Calum doesnt like us now

Luke: i sorry

*Luke has added Calum to the conversation*

Calum: stop

Michael: it was a prank

Calum: what?

Calum: u guys r mean. No one likes u

Luke: we're sorry

Ashton: NO LUKE IS. HE TOLD US TO DO THIS BLAME HIM

Luke: wow thanks ash

Calum: ash?

Ashton: oh yeah we've become friends

Calum: ..

Michael: calum can call me mikey

Calum: i'd rather not

Michael: why

Calum: bcuz u arent a good friend

Michael: but it was luke's fault..

Luke: sorry

Luke: we can do a real gig and practice and stuff tomorrow?

Calum: ill think about it

Ashton: well i need to go so bye

Michael: same

*Ashton has left the conversation*

*Michael has left the conversation*

Calum: see ya breadstick

*Calum has deleted the conversation*

Luke: sighsighsigh why why why

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THERE'S DOUBLE DIGITS! CHAPTER 10 YAY! This chapter was bad omg sorry xD
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