Calum: bye || CAKE AU

5 - Joke

*Luke has started a conversation with Calum*

Calum: what now

Luke: wanna hear a joke?

Calum: go away

Luke: please

Calum: no

Luke: please

Calum: no

Luke: Calum :'-(

Calum: no

Luke: please

Luke: please

Luke: please

Luke: please

Luke: Cal Pal please

Luke: please :-(

Calum: Okay fine geez

Luke: COOL :-D

Calum: -_-

Luke: okay, why was 6 afraid of 7?

Calum: idk why -.-

Luke: BECAUSE 6 8 9!!

Calum: u messed the joke up

Luke: no I didn't, it's 6 8 9

Calum: it's 7 8 9, genius

Luke: Cal Pal :-( u did know the answer then. You shouldn't lie

Calum: who doesn't know this joke?

Luke: idk why are u asking me?

Calum: •~• Pukey Lukey, u make me mad sometimes

Luke: BUT ADMIT IT CAL PAL! U like texting me ;-)

Calum: staph

Luke: NEVER

Calum: ㅠ.ㅠ

Luke: aw Cal Pal I'm sorry. Don't cry

Calum: teehee

Luke: wat

Calum: u like me ;) but I don't like u so ha sucks doesn't it?

Luke: don't be mean :-( I was just caring for a friend

Calum: mkay

Luke: so what now?

Calum: I'm gonna take a shower so bye

Luke: wait

Calum: wat

Luke: take me with you ;-)

Calum: I'd rather not

Luke: THAT WAS MICHAEL HOLY MACKeRel

Calum: okay whatever you say.

Calum: bye breadstick.

*Calum has left the conversation*

Luke: sigh another day, another "Calum has left the conversation"

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Author's Note

HELLO MY FELLOW READERS AND VOTERS AND COMMENTERS! OR POSSIBLY JUST READERS IDK. But anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It kinda sucks but yeah lol

What do you think of it [M]?

- A ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

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It was really good *clapping emoji* I applaud
-M ಥ_ಥ