Joke Chapter: Godzilla's a human now, and Leo is here for some reason

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   Despite everything in her life, nothing could've prepared her for what she woke up to.

The fucking lizard was now, well... not a lizard!
   He was a human, with combed-back, short black, spiky hair, a full beard along his cheekbones of the same charcoal color, and muscles for days; think similar to Ryu from Street Fighter.

Gojiran looked him up and down, being chin-height with him, as Godzilla seemed equally confused, both staring at his new big pecs.

   Gojiran looked him up and down, being chin-height with him, as Godzilla seemed equally confused, both staring at his new big pecs

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   By the Earth itself, Gojiran thought, blinking for a double take. Why are his tits so big, yet flat?
   "So, what happened to the dinosaur?" Rozan asked, pointing her thumb at Godzilla, who snorted, with a growl.
   "I have no idea. Ask him," Gojiran said, walking up and poking his chest. "Hey. How the hell did you become..." She looked him up and down, before meeting his smoldering eyes. Still the same fire red. "This?"

   None of them knew what a male kaiju was, because none had existed before. But he wasn't built like a woman, if the anatomy between his legs wasn't an obvious hint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

   "I was hoping any of you knew," His voice was gruff, never used before, but illustrious still. Gojiran was silently looking him up and down again, trying to understand,  but nothing.
   "Maybe Mothra knows." Gojiran sighed. If something didn't make sense, usually you'd go to her.

•••

   "Oh, that sounds dreadful, dear," Mothra said in soft concern to the boy who was sitting in front of her, sipping his tea with practiced manners.

   "Oh, that sounds dreadful, dear," Mothra said in soft concern to the boy who was sitting in front of her, sipping his tea with practiced manners

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   "Thanks," He said, setting it down, before resting his hands in his lap. "That's why I've come; to seek out Godzilla for aid. If what has been said about him by my teacher is true, he's the only one able to help stop this threat."
   "Well. I'll see what can be done, Leo," Mothra said, touching his cheek. He looks so much like Battra and me. She thought, before unfurling her antenna, and sending she was about to get company

   "Hey, Mothra- wow!" Gojiran said in surprise, stepping back, once she saw Leo sitting across from Mothra. "Who's that?"
   "An ally in the future," Mothra said, vaguely. "I'll let Leo explain."

   Standing up, he was just a little taller than Mothra, but nothing significant. Like the equivalent of a few centimeters. They were both short.
   But, as Gojira looked him up and down, she noted he was similar to the guy she had come to ask about, and who was still too busy trying to figure out how he got like this to follow her here. Plus, he was being stuck-up.
   You could take the man out of the dragon, but not the dragon out of the man, it seemed.

   "I've come from a future, not too unlike this one, initially," Leo said. "It had been a long time of peace, before a threat arrived unlike any before. She destroyed every bit of resistance, except my master and me. My mother had sheltered us before her demise, with my master teaching me what I would need, and growing my strength. He spoke highly of the one called Godzilla. So, in our most desperate time, I've come here for him." He said, vaguely, too. But Gojiran supposed it had to do with the future.
   "Him? Who's Godzilla?" Gojiran asked. That seems pretty close to my name. She thought.

   "Oh? Surely, you know the saurian creature that arrived not all that long ago?" Leo said, tilting his head to the side.
   "That's Godzilla? Well, about that..."

•••

   Oh, sweet heavens. Leo thought, feeling like his face was on fire, and his throat in knots as he was face to, well, not face. He was below Godzilla's chest, looking up at the King of the Monsters over his pecs.

 He was below Godzilla's chest, looking up at the King of the Monsters over his pecs

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   I see why Minya got so big. His dad really had all this. Leo thought, but caught his eyes before they were below the waistline on Godzilla. He swallowed the frog in his throat and gave a flustered, embarrassed, and nervous laugh. "I-It seems my arrival may have caused some- um, interesting alterations to this reality. This was... unexpected."
   "Hmmm," Godzilla grumbled, before picking Leo up by his collar, and sniffing him curiously, giving a snort when his inspection was done. Leo looked as red as a cherry about to pop when he was set down. "You smell almost like Mothra, and I," he said bluntly.
   "Eh heh, well... ummm," Leo rubbed the back of his head. How can I say your son trained me, without giving it away? He thought. If I'm to bring him to my time, he shouldn't know.
   "I wouldn't try getting answers from him, he'll just be vague with you," Gojiran commented, giving some relief to Leo's predicament. Godzilla didn't buy it and was too interested in an answer to let this go.
   "Now, why do you want me?" Godzilla asked, raising a brow.
   "To aid my future," Leo explained. "We can't stop it from happening, as it has been set in stone for me. So I've come to bring you to my future to hopefully stop it there, and then stop it here. I can't travel to the future now, as it has drained my stamina and mana, but at the soonest moment, I can take all of you."
   "You haven't told us what we're dealing with, though," Rozan said, putting her hands on her hips.

   "Yes. I suppose if you're to face the problems of my future, you must know what it is first."

•••BONUS•••

   Godzilla, still a human, lay on his beach, basking in the sun. Leo, on the same beach, was glancing at the former's exposed chest, flustered, before throwing a sweatshirt at Godzilla.
   "Cover them up, dammit!" He yelled, stamping off.

I lost motivation halfway through this if it wasn't obvious.

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