One Direction's Assistant

Chocolate Soufflés

~chocolate Soufflés~

"No Gandalf!" I cried as I watched the shadow dude, pull him down with his whip in 'The Fellowship of the Ring' "Nooooooooo!" 

"It's alright Brookie, he'll be back" Harry whispered in my ear rubbing circles into my back, As I cried into my chest. 

"Spoil things much?" I asked him in an angry tone.

"I thought you'd have already seen it!" He fired.

"Yeah, of course, I have a million times! But that doesn't give you any reason to spoil things, jeez Harold I thought you knew better!" I shouted, shaking my head.

"Will you two be quiet, I haven't seen this movie!" Niall yelled. 

"Nice one Harold!" I punched Harry in the arm, feeling his mass muscles,

"Oww!" I groaned, from punching his arm, "What do you eat, to make your arm so hard?" 

"Hey! Not my fault you punched my arm, and occasionally bacon, so your fault again!" He replied, I poked my tongue out at him, and continued to watch the movie. 

After like, 10 hours of watching 'The Lord of the Rings Trilogy' it was around about 9:30, I got up off the lounge and asked Louis where the phone is, all the boys were yawning. I headed to the kitchen to get the phone following Louis' directions, I picked it up off the counter and ordered some pizza for dinner, from a number I found on the fridge, I went back into the lounge room with the phone in one hand waiting for someone to answer, finding the boys, still yawning and now hogging up all the room on the lounges, about to fall to sleep. 

"Well I guess you're all off to sleep, okay just one Hawaiian pizza please!" I said pretending to talk on the phone. 

"Noooooo! I'm awake, give me food!" I heard Niall yell, one by one the boys started waking up, I laughed    "Vas Happening?" Zayn asked, in his hot sleepy voice.

"Pizza!" I yelled hoping everyone would now be fully awake, "So, what pizza do you guys want!" I asked. 

"Hello, This is Pizza Palace, How can I help you?" The person on the other end answered monotonously.

 "Umm, one sec!" I told him  "So, what do you guys want?" I yelled in annoyance.

"Two extra large Meat lovers and pepperoni!" Niall said, "how about you guys!" He added. 

"Dude I heard you were a food addict, but not trying to break a fat world record!" I shouted. 

"I want Hawaiian, I want pepperoni, cheese please, meat lovers!" The rest of the boys said in unison  "Okay, we'll have two large Hawaiian pizza's, two large meat lovers, two large pepperoni pizza's and a large cheese one please!" I answered the phone. 

"Okay, would you like it delivered or pick up?" He asked.  

"Delivered please!" I replied, I told him the address and started making some chocolate soufflés.  I got out all of the ingredients, butter, flour, caster sugar, chocolate, eggs, twice as much as usual, a few bowls and a mix master out of the pantry and places it onto the kitchen bench.  I heard footsteps, coming from the lounge room, to the kitchen, I felt a tap on my shoulder and jumped turning around. 

"Thank god Louis I thought you were a rapist, shit your not Louis! RAPIST! HELP IM BEING RAPED!" I screamed  Four worried boys came running into the kitchen. 

"Where's the rapist, I'm gonna bash him!" Louis shouted, with hands in fists, looking like he was about to punch somebody I laughed. 

"Oh, it's just Harry!" Liam said confused, "Sorry boys, Harry's slept with so many girls I thought he was a rapist my bad!" I apologised putting the two trays of soufflé mixture into the oven.