When The Lights Go Down

NOT B's Butt

Bailey's Inner Monologue

How is it that Livie slept through that drama...maybe she is dead....

*throws a pillow at Livie who moans and rolls over*

nope...not dead, that's good...

*Throws another pillow at Livie hitting her in the face*

(Olivia) OUCH!

(Bailey) OH...good you're awake *smiles*

(Olivia) *grumbles* a simple wake up would suffice

(Bailey) huh? What ? I don't know what you are talking about I was just sitting here *acting innocent*

(Olivia) mmmmhmmm *sits up and gives a gross face*

(Bailey) whats wrong?

(Olivia) I think I caught whatever you had, I feel like crap *grabs her throat and coughs and gags* yuck...my throats all gunky eww

*hacks up gunk and runs to the bathroom to spit*

(Bailey) that was dead sexy, I need to talk to you

(Olivia) whats up

(Bailey) look....*hands the tabloid to Livie*

(Olivia) *gasp* oh my ...who..

(Bailey) Jake....

(Olivia) are you serious?

(Bailey) fairly sure...look *hands Livie her phone open to the threats*

(Olivia) BAILEY! How long has he been texting you?

(Bailey) A while...I've just been ignoring him....

(Olivia) ewww ....stalker much...

(Bailey)when the messages started I just ignored them because I figured we were here and he couldn't do anything but now this article....read it...he didn't just tell the school I slept with him....he told the world!

(Olivia) all this time all of this crap was going on with Jake and you didn't tell me? What the heck?

(Bailey) there wasn't really anything to tell, nothing happened...

*B's phone buzzes with text*

(Miley text) oh B, you bad seed 😜

(Bailey text) ugh ...courtesy of my X ☹

(Miley text) you have internet access there?

(Bailey text) oh God...I'm afraid to ask y

(Miley text) HA...no this is a good thing...

(Bailey) grab your laptop Liv...Miley wants us to look up something

*Livie quickly grabs her laptop and starts it up*

(Bailey text) yea we have internet

(Miley text) go to youtube... type in Miley response- B Jonas, Bad Seed?

(Bailey text) Oh man...what did you do?

(Miley text) just go look....

*B grabs the laptop and goes to youtube typing in the title Miley told her to search and up popped a video*

(Bailey) oh God I'm afraid....

(Olivia) HA...*grabs the laptop and clicks the video*

Miley's Video Response:
Hey out there in YouTube land...I wanted to make a quick video and respond to a story that came out today in a certain celebrity gossip tabloid that shall not be named, because I would just HATE to see this video effect its sales in any way...but I will show you *holds up the front of the tabloid for all to see* ANYWAY.... We all know what crack pipe reporters they have, and that they ALWAYS double check the reliability of their source before publishing anything *rolls eyes*...but this particular story really just hits a little close to home for me not to attack personally.... If you flip to page...7 you find quite possibly the biggest piece of trash I've ever seen published....called B Jonas, Bad Seed? Now...for those of you who don't know....B Jonas...is Bailey Jonas, Nick's twin sister...and the sweetest girl I have ever met, I love this girl and when I read this heap of trash I knew I needed to speak up....first off, the source of this article...Is an ex boyfriend of B's, someone she broke up with because he cheated on her repeatedly....why you ask? Because B has morals and he is a DOUCHE... so when he didn't get what he wanted he went elsewhere...needless to say he is a little bitter. Now as far as the pictures go...as to how they collaborate with this story I have no clue...the first is of B in her bikini...this isn't a bra...this wasn't some party...this is at a pool...generally where one would wear swimwear...its really not all that uncommon....the second pic is of her and the previously mentioned DOUCHE kissing...now anyone making a big deal out of this pic should just grow up because guess what people...kissing is not a big deal...and certainly not what I would consider....what did they call it.....promiscuous! Now...this third picture...I just have to laugh at...because number one....its noticeably fuzzier than the other photos in the article...the reason being? ITS NOT B! they may have wanted to make it appear like it was her but its not....look at this girls butt! Its huge! B will kill me if she sees this but people....I know B's butt...its cute and perky and it fits in those painted on Jonas jeans we all love so dearly and trust me when I say *pointing to the pic* THAT is NOT it. SOO...in conclusion....this *holding up tabloid* piece of trash...this "reliable source" (air quotes) *pointing to Jake* DOUCHE! And that *pointing to girls butt in third pic* SOOOOOO NOT B's Butt! So do yourself a favor and do one of these *holds up trashcan and drops tabloid in* PEACE *gives a peace sign before video ends*

(Olivia) *busts out laughing* GO MILEY!

(Bailey text) you are a crazy woman! And it disturbs me that you know my ass

(Miley text) HAHAHA crazy indeed...and the hits are BLOWING UP muhahaha! I give credit where credit is due...you have a nice butt

(Bailey text) thank you....I think... LOL

(Miley text) anyway not sure if Papa J would approve or not but wanted to stick up for ya

(Bailey text) thnx Miles...love you

(Miley text) love you too ...GTG Hannah Time!