When The Lights Go Down

Fat Clothes *MINI MARATHON*

December 28th

7am

*B and Nick are fast asleep having stayed up all night long with their slumber party festivities. Suddenly B’s door flings open and the light flicks on*

(Nick) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Bailey) *GROAN* trnnn ittttttt offffffffff*

(Olivia) Oh waaaaaa! 

(Bailey) tired! Turn it off!

(Olivia) yea well, I was tired too but that didn’t stop peanut from ninja kickin my bladder at 5 am now did it…NO then the second I stand its like…hello nausea…havn't seen you in a few hours…OH and then to top off my glorious morning my frickin pants don’t fit…because all I frickin have are skinny jeans…AND GUESS WHAT….I'M FAT…

(Nick) Dear God Please SHUT HER UP

(Olivia) are you talking to B or actually talking to God? 'Cause if your talking to God my request for my pants to magically fit me like traveling pants was submitted early this morning way before you so get in line *throws open closet*

*Nick, grumbling, pulls blanket up over his and B’s head*

(Bailey) *whine**talking while keeping eyes closed* what are you doing? Please don’t tell me you are looking for fat clothes in my closet because that would seriously give me a complex.

(Olivia) you have all those Jonas tees that are baggier….I need some…and where are those cute sweatpants you got in LA….they like sinch at the bottom and you wore them with boots and looked awesome….

(Bailey) are you stealing them?

(Olivia) Duh…

(Bailey) ugh…what am I going to wear?

(Olivia) Oh I dunno B how about SKINNY CLOTHES ugh….

(Nick) OH MY GOD SHUT UP

(Bailey) *whispers to Nick* ooooooooooooooh you should NOT have said that

*suddenly blankets are ripped from the bed, emitting whines from both the twins*

(Olivia) first of all….*hits Nick over the head*

(Nick) ouch! LIVIE

(Olivia) Don’t use Gods, name in vain….it just sounds ugly say gosh or golly or something equally Disney….and second *smacks Nick on the stomach*

(Nick) OOF….OUCH DAMMIT!

(Olivia) don’t tell me to shut up

*Bailey giggles*

(Bailey) told ya

*Nick pinches B’s side*

(Nick) you are going to be a wonderful Mom Livie

(Olivia) Oh yea? Why is that?

(Nick) 'Cause you have that whole waking you up with the threat of physical harm thing down pat.