Come Inside the Mind of Jack - Things That Annoy Me

Out in public...

If you're like me then you are too poor to afford petrol... So you have to walk everywhere. Here are the many things that annoy me when I have to walk somewhere....

1****

Guys trying to sell you stuff on the streets... Whenever I see these guys I always end up taking a detour because they always seem to almost convince me to buy whatever it is they are selling. They always get annoyed when I say no so I might as well avoid them altogether. It's always useless crap that no one ever wants to buy... like antennas and cassette tapes. What the hell?! There's this one lady who goes into restaurants selling overpriced roses... She picks on couples because if the guy says no then he will lose face. I guess that's the one upside to being single.

2****

Crazy homeless people... These guys really creep me out. They always sneak up on you when you're all alone at the park and they always smell like they haven't had a shower for years but somehow they remain scentless until it is too late to avoid them. You know how much money these bastards have taken off me? Probably around $30! When they ask for change I always have to give it to them because the coins in my pocket make too much noise. I have to walk like Frankenstein's monster to keep the coins from rattling so I might as well just give him my coins... The homeless guy might stab me if I say no because what have they got to lose? Absolutely nothing...

3****

Cheap smart asses... These bastards are bloody annoying as hell. They wait around vending machines or ticket machines, then when you get some change after your purchase... BAM! They ask you for some change... Sneaky cheapskates. This happens almost everyday so now whenever I use vending machines I always look around like a suspicious guy.

4****

Tough guys standing in groups... These bastards think they're tough. They always act all macho when you walk past them. Whenever I see them loitering I always sigh because I have no choice but to walk past them. There's always this one guy with a tank top and shades. He's always the guy who makes stupid comments. Actually all of them wear tank tops... Even in winter... Their muscles always seem too big for their face and they have fake tans. Don't they have better things to do? I remember one time I walked past a bunch of idiots in the morning and when I came back 10 hours later they were still there. Must be fun being in their group...

5****

Screaming idiots in cars... I hate these guys with a passion. These are the idiots who press their horn or scream out the window when they see you walking on the street. I'm not sure what they are trying to accomplish but if they're trying to scare the living daylights out of me then they have succeeded. one time I was walking on a quiet road then suddenly a car drives past and a bunch of idiots scream at the top of their lungs out the window. It almost gave me a heart attack. I jumped about a metre off the ground. One day I will get them back.... One day...

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