Come Inside the Mind of Jack - Things That Annoy Me

Fashion...

Well I'm not one to talk since I have zero fashion sense. But there are a ton of clothing items that really seem to annoy me. Maybe it's because I don't give them a chance, maybe i would actually like wearing all these things... Not a chance in hell! Here are the things I'm talking about! Don't get offended though since I have no clue what I'm saying most of the time...

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Fishnet Tank tops (guys)... You know why I love winter? It's because everyone seems to dress better... Then as summer time comes people just give up on what they look like and they start wearing things like the fishnet tank top with nothing else underneath... If they're going to wear that then what's the point of even wearing a shirt? They might as well just tie a string around their body. I guess people say that the shirt gives more air flow but do they even look in the mirror before they leave the house?! I bet they see themselves as a muscular model but all we see is an overweight bastard who wears the same clothing as a stripper. Maybe they're wearing the fishnet tank top because they really want to annoy people to the point where they get thrown into the ocean. Then their shirt would actually have a purpose!

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Sandals with socks... Whenever you see someone wearing this out in public then you instantly know that you will never want to be friends with that person. Why on earth are they wearing socks with sandals!? Do they want air to flow to their feet? Then why are they wearing socks? Maybe they have been inspired by ninjas... Ninjas are probably the only people who can pull it off. So if you're not a ninja then just wear sandals with your bare feet! I saw some crazy bastard wearing them to the beach... I laughed at him because I knew that he would regret it after he tries to get all the sand out of his socks. Wearing socks with sandals is like the equivalent to wearing underwear outside of your pants... Actually all the super heroes do it so maybe wearing socks with sandals isn't as bad as it seems! 

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Baggy pants... Who in their right mind would buy pants that are 10 sizes too large for them? I see heaps of guys wearing these type of pants. Do they think it's fashionable? Do they think that all the girls would want to tear their pants off at first glance? In their dreams! Buy a bloody belt! Maybe they're scared of belts since I would use it to stangle them. Most of the people who wear baggy pants are trouble makers. I guess to them baggy pants are the best invention ever... Second best would probably be the backwards cap. They think that baggy pants are genius because They probably have a ton of drugs and stolen items in their pockets so when they're running from the cops they could easily drop their pants without a second thought! If you ever see a gangster with no pants then you know that they're running from the law.  What next? Are they going to wear soda cans as shoes?

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Girls with T-shirts... Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about girls who wear T-shirts but I'm complaining about girls who wear T-shirts that have jokes written on them. Well I'm actually complaining about what those girls actually do! They wear a shirt that has a funny joke on it but when I try to read it they call me a pervert... What the hell!? I'm trying to read the damn shirt so that I could have a laugh! I'm not trying to get punched by their boyfriends! Why did they buy the shirt in the first place if they don't want anyone else to read it? Is it for their eyes only? Are they going to read the joke in front of the mirror and laugh out loud every single time? Now when I try to read off a girl's shirt I am extremely cautious... I try to look when the girl isn't looking, when she sees me looking I pretend that I was staring at something else... I guess that makes me seem like more of a pervert than before!

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