Behind the Mask

Rant: Religion and Law

Kim Davis, fuck you.

Like..... Fuck you...

Let me begin this rant by stating my view on this topic.

1) I support gay rights, equality, and marriage.

2) I don't want religion involved in government.

3) I hate people that force their religion onto other people.

Okay...

Let me begin....

You are a County Clerk. Your job is to manage legal documents for the government. And upon swearing into office, you agree to abide by the rules. Right?

Okay.

In the swearing process, you explicitly agreed to treat all people equally. You agreed to this, right?

Okay.

In JUNE, the Supreme Court issued a new law that allowed all gay couples to marry, across all 50 states. Now, you are a Clerk for Kentucky, right?

Okay.

NOW, one of the responsibilities of a County Clerk is to issue marriage licenses to qualifying couples, right?

Okay.

To you, what qualifies as a legal couple? A heterosexual relationship, right? Okay.

Okay....

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.... DIDN'T THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT ISSUE A GOD DAMN LAW THAT ALLOWED ALL GAY COUPLES TO MARRY, ALSO?

AND GIVE ME ANOTHER FUCKING SECOND. WHEN YOU CAME INTO OFFICE, DIDN'T YOU AGREE TO TREAT ALL PEOPLE EQUALLY AND ABIDE BY THE "LAW OF THE LAND"?

MAYBE I'M FUCKING OVERREACTING TOO MUCH....

Okay.

Who gave you permission to deny gay couples?

Okay. God, right?

Hmm.... so who said that you are more powerful than the whole entire government?

Okay.

So YOU are representing God? So YOU and GOD are above the United States?

Okay.

So what if someone is, by chance, NOT A CHRISTIAN?

Okay. America belongs to God, now....

Where in the Constitution states that all Americans are Christian?

Okay.

You know what, your arguments don't make any sense.

GO FUCK YOURSELF AND GO ROT IN JAIL.

YES. GO LIVE THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR STUPID, MISERABLE LIFE.

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE.

WHY?

BECAUSE YOU LIED.

BECAUSE YOU DISCRIMINATED.

BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE FUCKING LAW.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE WITH OTHER FEDERAL POSITIONS. DO THEY SAY, "FUCK YOU, IMMA LISTEN TO GOD ABOVE THE LAW"?

NO. CUZ YOU ARE THE ONLY FAGGOT IN THE WORLD THAT DARES TO PUT GOD BEFORE COUNTRY.

GOD BEFORE OTHER CITIZENS.

AN IMAGINARY BEING OVER PHYSICAL BEINGS.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH PEOPLE JUDGING ME FOR SUPPORTING GAYS.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH PEOPLE BEING SO HATEFUL TO OTHER RICISTS.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES CONVERTING PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT IMAGINATIONS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

RELIGION IS JUST SHIT SEGREGATION.

RELIGION IS JUST A GUESS ON WHAT IS REAL.

RELIGION IS JUST A DREAM.

IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE, THAT'S FINE.

AT LEAST, BE A FUCKING HUMAN AND TRY TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

I AM A RICIST. I STILL ADVERTISE MY RELIGION.

BUT YA KNOW WHAT?

AT LEAST I DON'T ERASE YOURS FROM THE BOARD TO FIT MY HUGE PICTURE OF RICE.

AT LEAST I DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR BELIEFS.

AT LEAST I PROPORTIONATE FRIENDSHIP EQUALLY.

AT LEAST I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF SOCIAL JUDGEMENT.

THANK THE FUCKING RICE GOD THAT YOUR SUPPORTERS PLAYED "EYE OF THE TIGER" AT YOUR RELEASE FROM JAIL.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU DESERVE IT. YOU DESERVE TO BE SUED FOR PLAYING A SONG.

YOU PLAYED A SONG THAT DIDN'T FIT THE OCCASION.

YOU PLAYED A SONG THAT WASN'T PROPERLY GRANTED.

YOU PLAYED A SONG THAT EVERYONE ELSE DIDN'T WANT PLAYED.

JUST LIKE YOUR FUCKING LIFE. JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL ISSUE.

NO. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR "GOD IS THE BEST" OR "GOD IS RIGHT" BY KIM DAVIS.

"GOD IS RIGHT" IS NOT SOMETHING TO PLAY AT A JAIL RELEASE FOR PLACING GOD ABOVE THE LAW.

"GOD IS RIGHT" IS NOT A SONG THAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR YOU PRAISE EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY.

YA FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHY RELIGION AND LAW DON'T FUCKING MIX.

RELIGION'S SHIT SMOOTHIE AND LAW'S FILTRATED WATER DON'T MAKE ANYTHING BETTER. THEY JUST MAKE A NASTY, BROWN LIQUID THAT YOU WOULD FIND AFTER A LONG, DIARRHEA SHIT.

YES. HOPE YA GO TO JAIL AGAIN, KIM. WE WILL ALL BE THERE TO GREET YOU AGAIN. THIS TIME, AT YOUR ARREST.

OH, BY THE WAY, YOU LEFT BEHIND YOUR SHIT WATER. MIGHT WANT TO BRING IT ALONG.

HAVE A GOOD FUCKING DAY.