Behind the Mask

Humor: Cup of Carbon

We just had a Christmas party in my homeroom today. 

Trust me, we have a reputation for having a lot of spirit. But, when it comes to party responsibilities, no one gives a crap. 

LITERALLY, 3 people signed up to bring Rice. 

1 brought water. 

1 brought chips.

1 brought soda or something.

1 brought brownies(?)

SO, when it got to my turn to sign up for an item, I thought hard. Not Rice, cause we already have enough. What was something that we all lack?

Carbon. 

So, the day of, the period before, and the last minutes of class, I asked for a foam cup. Funny, cause the History teacher had some. 

So, I drew the branding, including Nutritional Facts and all the such. It was really good. 

Then, I poked a hole down the bottom, and removed the bottom. 

WHy? cause Carbon is everywhere. 

So, I took it to Cluster. The party manager, Katherine, gave the approval...

And I waited for someone to get some Carbon...

5 minutes... 10 minutes... 

Until finally, I just took the cup and decided to eat with it. 

Bad decision.

I forgot there was a hole down the bottom. 

The rice dropped onto the floor. 

And I felt bad cause:

a) The Rice Devil counted at LEAST 78 grains.

b) I didn't get to eat anything. 

Yeah... the bell rang...

My stupid life.. :D