Behind the Mask

Humor: Shit, I Just Ate Rock Salt

In Science, we were making Ice Cream. 

Uhm... and in that experiment, rock salt was used as a solute for the ice. 

I'm stupid... :D

I totally forgot that Rock Salt was not meant for eating...

And a friend dared me to eat it, jokingly....

I took the dare...

And I know I broke the Lab Rules...

BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

That SHIT WAS FUCKING SALTY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!

HOLY SHIT. I only had two pieces, but I immediately wanted to barf. 

The salt made me thirsty like a freaking panting dog. 

Why didn't I spit it out? 

The teacher just turned around, and saw me cringe. 

I was scared like fucking hell. 

Cuz my face gave it off. 

Politely, I think, the teacher asked me what I was eating. 

I said.... "Ice".

And she said.... "Lemme see."

So I rolled out my tongue for a second, and she sees it.... :D

And she's like, don't blame me if you don't go to school tomorrow. 

I was scared if she saw it as rock salt or ice. 

And then I just started laughing. 

I blushed like freaking hell...

I couldn't handle it. And I wanted to choke....

When I finished my ice cream, I could still feel the salt. 

And I wanted to freaking die....

And here I am right now... 

And I just researched it....

And I think I might die soon... :D