I yawned sitting on the couch, today was... Interesting.. I met a girl name Vriska. I could tell she wasn't used to socializing with people.
"Welcome home (Y/N)! Want some Japanese candy I bought 'legally'?" I giggled and shook my head "nope, I'm good." "Aw, fine." (BFF) pouted, shuffling about in the kitchen.
There was a soft ring, oh shit my phone! I ran to my room and grabbed It
TG: 'Sup, (Y/N)? It's your cool partner.
Now I know you're gonna ask "OMFG! DAVE STRIDER! How did you get my number!~"
Well don't wet your panties just cause I'm texting you.
I got your number from a special sorce.'
I snorted lightly, a grin appearing on my face as my thumbs ghosted over the keyboard of the phone, this was... What? How do I even respond to this?
[Pesturechum name]: 'Umm... Ok? What do you want?'
The reply came quickly
TG: 'You I'm my bed.
Nah, I'm playing. I wanted to tell you I'm coming over cause I know were you live'
[Pesturechum name]: 'Jeez Dave! Can you get any creepier!?'
TG: 'Haha, creepy? No babe. Striders are not creepy. We ironically observe from a far.
There's a big diffrence. Almost bigger than my Dick'
[Pesturechum name]: 'Thats pretty small..."
TG: 'OH HELL NO.
Listen here I-'
The conversation continued before he just decided to come over, I was Teased by (BFF) when she saw how into the conversation I was. Asking things like 'who is it?' And 'oooooh (Y/N) has a boyfriend~'
I sighed and put my phone in my pocket and walked into the kitchen, then turned around when a knock at the door sounded.
Opening it, there stood the one, the only, Dave Strider. Wearing his signature shades and his signature smirk "ready for us to get all up in your cell walls?" "...." I turned around and closed the door on him making him.. Laugh? I haven't heard that before... My cheeks ignited.
"Aw, come on I was kidding open up." He said snickering. I sighed and opened the door, glaring at him playfully, and allowing him to come in.
Dave walked towards the couch and (BFF) ninja rolled back into her room squealing and mumbling.
I sat next to him and pulled out my phone "have any paper?" He shook his head. "Nah, left my bag at home.." Is he doing this on purpose? I sighed and got up "I'll be back then. I left my bag in the kitchen" Dave nodded.
I walked into the kitchen and heard shuffling and slamming, what is he doing? "(Y/N)! Can you get me some AJ!?" "Sure." I grabbed my bag, two snacks and two bottles of apple juice.
Once leaving the kitchen my eyes landed on Dave lying on the couch. "What were you doing?" "I would be doing you but we got work to do. Come on." I sat on the floor and we began our research.
~~~time skip~~~
Dave waved and left rather quickly, What's wrong with this kid? I turned around and almost had a heart attack, standing there was (BFF) she had a sly smirk "you like him!!"
"No, I don't." She wiggled her brows "he's cute though~" cute was an understatement he's fucking ho- no no no!! "Awww!!! Your blushing!! Oh and this is for you." She handed me my phone
TT: 'Gotty.'
My face turned a bright red, for there was Dave holding me (f/color) bra and underwear.
He is so dead.
