EULOGIES
*Sets picture of FKA Twigs on gravestone*
He was a good person, I do believe. Although at times he was a bit irritable, and very often quite annoying, all around he was...nice. He will be missed when I need someone to talk to whilst cleaning a bathroom and/or throwing a pity party over having younger siblings. RIP.
Stacy was always a good person to talk to -- except for the fact that she would usually disappear every five minutes. She and her long train commutes will be missed. As a gifted swords woman, she was the savior of the spam blocked and those affected by wattpad glitches. RIP.
I didn't know her well, but she seemed okay. With a cheerful demeanor and a colorful icon, she was always very complimentary even when her compliments were not appreciated. She will be missed. RIP.
*lays maple leaf on grave*
I will miss Edan and his quirky sense of humor. Every time I see a maple leaf, I will think of him and his unhealthy obsession with crab-zombies. I regret that I never told him how much of an idiot he really was--*breaks off crying*--he will be missed. RIP.
Jules was always a good friend, except for the times when she crushed my soul *glares at grave*. She was the creator of the infamous Raccoon, and the primary instigator of Racivia. She and her tortuously sad stories will be missed. RIP.
Auden was a wonderful person who was never seen without a pocketfull of confetti. She could always be counted on to cure a bad or bored mood. *Sets bagel on grave*. Next time I give someone an awkward hug, I will burst into tears. She and her gory poetry will be missed. RIP.
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Never Catch Me
PoetryA collection of poems about death. WARNING: contains death. #24 in poetry 9/25/15
