Chapter Three: Princess Yoda.

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Chapter three.

Yay! it's my birthday too bad my parents are gone. There always leaving for 'business' lately even on my birthday...well this sucks.

I wake up to Chris stroking my hair. I peep my eyes open a bit to see what he was doing. He was watching me sleep. Creep. Alert. He just kept stroking my hair cause I guess he thought I was sleeping.

Fifteen minuets of uncomfortable hair stoking,

Okay this position is really uncomfortable but still I loved it when he holds me close.

I yawn a bit and try to look up at him cutely but I probably looked like an overweight narwhal. "Good Morning Princess." he says smiling.

I guess he was waiting for my response cause he kept looking at me. "Did I wake you?" He says. UM...YAS. 'Yas' yet another word from my over used tumblr dictionary, Internet you've taught me well.

"Not really." I say snuggling under the covers. He leaned up and since I was on top of him so did I..unfortunately.

"Happy birthday" he says hugging me. Aw, at least some one remembered. He opened his mouth but then my ringtone interrupted him. Which happen to be extremely loud.

"I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE........I DONT CARE! I LOVE IT" came from my phone.

"Excuse me." I try to say looking polite. But then I tripped of the invisible table like always and fell flat on my face.

"Kaylee you need any-" he says but I cut him off.

"No I got this son." I say tying to sound thuggish. Lol #ThugLife. I get up and grab my phone off the dresser.

"Watch how a playa do this son" I unlock my phone and my friend Ember texted me. "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!" I scream.

"Yeah real thuggish." Chris says chuckling.

"Oh my god guess what!" I say shaking him back and forth.

"What what what?"

"Ember. Got. One direction tickets AND IM GOING!" I say jumping up and down. Well of course the only reason why Ember got them is because she loves them and her birthday was yesterday but her mom gave her the tickets today.

"Ok.. What's so great about that?"

"Um, hello! ZAYN THE FREAKING GREEK GOD LOOKING HOTTIE!" I say shaking him.

"Oh..." He says looking kind of bummed.

"Um...okay you don't like me absolutely obsessing over boys around you, Then I'll do it in the bathroom cause I'm about to pee my pants!" I say running down the hall.

I peeked into my room and it was A hoodie on my bed and it had a note tapped to the front. It said: "I made it just for you..take a look -Chrissy mc fag bags".

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAH BAGS IS MY TRIGGER WORD AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH.

After I was done having a laugh attack I flipped the hoodie over and it said. He's my best friend.

I slipped it on over my tank top and it fit like a charm.

I walked out of my room guided by the heavenly smell of food. I run down the steps looking 'gumpy' as ever. 'Gumpy' definition: to be very unattractively awkward. 'Gumpy' used in a sentence: I walk down the steps looking like the gumpiest gump sickle. Also in Kaylees mad dictionary of stuff that will never be used outside of her house.

"Oh. 'Mah'.' Gawd'" I say staring at huge amounts of food on my dining room table. Define 'mah': my with a pinch of tumblr. Define 'gawd': God with a dash of tumblr.

He turned around and his dashing smile hit me like fat girls hit yoga pants on the for sale rack. He was wearing a she's my best friend hoodie. Like mine.....he's so cute.

"Come here princess." he says in a mischievous tone.

I walk toward him and my heart was thumping like me trying to do the wobble in the winter time.

"Don't be scared princess." he says. I felt my cheeks flush red like Santa clauses ass. "Why's your heart beating so fast?" He says touching the neck line of my sweat shirt.

"Um..I..cause." is all that came out. I've never Been so facking nervous in my life. I sound like yoda, or a French person attempting to speak english.

"Calm down Kaylee." he says. I gasped he barley ever says my real name.

"I'm calm see? Im Kaylee! hashtag yolo!" I say nervously doing some awkward spin. I'm a mess.

"Would you hate me if....." He says putting his hand on his neck.

"If?"

"If.....I did this?" He says kinda flustered. I don't really know what he meant by 'this' but it sounded all cute so I hope it's good.

"What?"

"This." he says getting extremely close to me. Yes lord take me to heaven. Then he cracked an egg on my head.

"Oh Heck no!" I scream.

"I'm gonna get you!" I say chasing him around the small kitchen Island with a pancake in my hand. I smack him right across his face with he pancake.

"Oh heck no!" He says picking up some pancake mix.

"I'm Locked and loaded" I say grabbing some eggs off the counter.

We continued throwing stuff at each other and then I slipped on some egg on the floor and I landed right on top him.

Are lips were just breaths away I could smell his minty gum and his ambercrombie cologne and yes that lime green licorice smell it was his shampoo.

He looked so facking perfect. Surprisingly he pulled my back and forced me on top of him. I wiped some egg on his face and he laughed.

"My princess is all grown up on me." he says with a pouty face. I had a late birthday so everybody else had already turned eighteen.

"Not really." I shrugged. "I got a surprise for you birthday girl" he says sitting me up like some type of McKenna sloth.

"You didn't call me princess! well done young Jedi." I say clamping my hands. Okay, maybe I am Yoda.

"Oh correction birthday princess." he say laughing. I didn't really know what he had in store but I sure hopped it was...Faking awesome.

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If you don't know Yoda is from Star Wars.

Sorry for the short chapter😒

I gotta start actually reading before my teacher catches me😪

Ugh math😜

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