No Fanfiction {Diabolik Lovers}

The Author would like to say thank you!!!

Author : Hmm, what's this? 1000 reads an 100 votes, wait what?!?! That's amazing!!
This calls for celebration! *magical author powers activate*

*Ayato, Subaru, and Shu appear*

Ayato: Huh? What's Ore-sama doing here?

Subaru: What the hell?! Where is this place?!

Shu: *suddenly wakes up* Huh?

Author: Ah, glad you made the trip here safety!

Ayato: How did we get here?

Author: That's besides the point. Right now, I'd like to talk about how popular my fanfiction became! And don't worry, none of this is actually canon to it so you can let yourself go a bit.

Subaru: Fan...fiction? Your what?

Author: So, let's start with a little recap what's happened so far in your perspective. You know, stuff about the reader.

Shu: The reader? You mean...Her?

Author: Yup.

Shu: Pfft, she's a perverted woman. She's also loud and troublesome. The only thing I like about her is her bed.

Author: What come on! You gotta have something you like! A personal trait maybe?

Shu: *sighs* Whatever. I think her string will is a...little admirable. She isn't as weak as most humans, but she's still weak.

Author: Okay, that's a start. What do you guys have to say?

Subaru: Tch! She's annoying! She's may be smart, but she acts dumb. I should have sucked all her blood when I had the chance.

Author: How cruel...and how about you, Ayat-hoe?

Ayato: "Ayat-hoe"?! Who the f-

Author: Just answer the damn question.

Ayato: *crosses arms* I agree with Subaru she's annoying! I don't like her at all.

Shu: Pfft, you say that with so much confidence but you always seem so hungry for her attention.

Ayato: Eh? Her attention?! The only reason why I want her attention is so I could prove how much better I am compared to her.

Author: So that's your method of flirting? The elementary way where the boy would tease the girl and get all her attention?

Ayato: *burns up a bit* I'm not flirting!

Subaru: That method suits you. You act like one anyway.

Ayato: Hah?! And what about you? You don't even have the balls to finish a World History paper without complaining on how hard it is!

Subaru: Shut up! Let me remind you who was the first one to bite her! You two are both too much of a lazy ass to do anything! We all know that we wanted her blood! It was only a matter of time until one of us took it!

Shu: You may have been the one to take her blood, but let's not forget who got to see her in her bra.

Ayato: You idiot! That was an accident and you know it.

Shu: But it still happened. Besides, getting to her first would be too troublesome. She'll do anything to not get bitten. I prefer it when they are more submissive, so I'll wait.

Ayato: Hmph. There's no fun in that, Shu.

Shu: So? I get what I want either way. Besides, let's not forget who is leading in the author's character poll on Quotev.

Author: Hmm, it would seem you are falling behind Ayato. She may not fall for you because she's too busy paying attention to Subaru and Shu. Upupu~

Ayato: Fuck off, whore!

Author: Bitch, what did you say to me? (⊙ u☉)

Ayato: I'll have my way with her. Yours truly never loses!

Subaru: Hmph, as if I'd let you lose.

Shu: Give it up already, we already knows that's she would choose me. You all are so hopeless.

Ayato: *glares* We'll just have to see then! I'll definitely win! She'll soon be begging for my attention!

Author: My quite confident, as always. Well then, that aside, let me thank you all again for those who have read and enjoyed my story. Your support and everything has been extremely helpful towards me. I love you all, and I can't explain in words how much reading this story means to me.  So long story shot, thanks. And now...

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