I am aware that there is a danisnotonfire video with the same title.
This is supposed to more sarcastic rather than me stating ACTUAL joys of being ill (like that makes any sense, because being ill is horrendous.)
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1) RUNNY NOSES
My nose is wetter than girls after seeing food porn.
2) HEADACHES
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A HAMMER AND BLUDGEON ME TO DEATH, PLEASE? PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
3) SINUS PRESSURE
THIS SHIT MAKES IT LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LOOK AT LIGHT.
4) CHEST PAINS
AS IF BEING UNFIT AND RUNNING IS ENOUGH.
5) BODY ACHES
I-I-I LIE ALL NIGHT AWAKE. I-I-I CRY 'TILL MY BODY ACHES.
6)THE CONSTANT SNEEZING
"ACHO!"
-"BLESS YOU!"
REPEAT SEVEN MORE TIMES.
7) FEELING "OUT-OF-IT"
Teacher: "What's 1945 in French?"
Me: *10 mins later* UNE MILLE NEUF CENTS QUATRE CINQ
8) FORGETFULNESS
*casually leaves phone in desk and has to run back from the bus, to the other side of the school, and back all under five minutes* (This literally happened to me today. I'm dying.)
9) YOU SOUND LIKE A HUSKY MAN
I sound like Drake, people.
"JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN THEY BE ON TO SUM'THIN"
10) CARRYING APPROXIMATELY 1,000,000 POUNDS OF STRESS
Me: *sees all the homework I have to do*
Me: *procrastinates*
Me: I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING CHEMISTRY AND COLLEGE WORK TO DO. SEND HELP.
Literally, me today.
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Teen Idle
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