Teen Idle

|56| - Big Ass Feet

Lemme just start out by saying that I've got some damn big ass fucking feet.

No, I do not mean size seven. I do not mean size eight. I mean I'm a fucking size motherfucking eleven and I cannot find any fucking decent shoes in my motherfucking size because I inherited the "big foot" gene from my motherfucking dad's side of the fucking family.

Do you know how hard it is to find shoes in my size??? It took me forever to find the right size Converses! And when I do find the shoes in my fucking size, they're fucking sixty or more dollars! Like, what the absolute fuck???

I was recently shopping online on the Macys website because they had a sale for boots. If you read the previous chapter I wrote called Ice Ice, Baby, you'll recall me saying that I live in an area where it snows a shit ton. It's like Mother Nature is cranking a snow cone machine and all that ice is falling onto us and Canada. I was shopping to get some tall ass motherfucking boots so I don't get my precious pair of Converses wet in the harsh snow. There were a lot of choices, but then I was like, "Oh wait, I should filter out the shoes they make in my size!" So naturally, I did it. Guess how many shoes popped up?

FUCKING SIX. THERE WERE SIX PAIRS OF BOOTS THAT WERE IN MY MOTHERFUCKING SIZE.

I looked at the screen and nearly had a double take. Is it really that abnormal to have big feet if you are a woman??? My mom's a size seven and a half wide, but she's tiny as fuck, height and feet wise. She's 5'2 and I'm 5'5. I'm still fucking growing! I fit in my dad's shoes, pants, and shirts! I fit in my mother's shirts and sweaters!

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.

I'm legitimately scared for my future. What if they stop making shit in my size??? What if I can't find anything???? Nobody else I know shares the same shoe size as me and I'm scared as fuck.

Please tell me I'm not alone.

(By the way, a size 11 in the US is a size 10.5 in the UK and 44.5 in the rest of Europe).