Star Warriors

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Star Warriors

FANDOM: Star Wars-yes, even the prequels

DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS:

↢ A megacrush on Han Solo

↢ A simultaneous respect and disdain for George Lucas

↢ A rabid and intense hatred of Jar Jar Binks

KEY ACCESSORIES: Rebel Alliance tank top; headphones that looklike Princess Leia buns; lightsaber finger tattoo; Yoda backpack

HOW TO BECOME ONE: Start with Episode IV: A New Hope and make your way through the original trilogy. (Even though you're technically starting in the middle of the franchise, so did the rest ofthe world-it's the film that came first-so it doesn't matter.) Onceyou've fallen in love with the original trilogy (Episodes IV, V, andVI), then you can watch the more recent prequel films (Episodes I,II, and III) and comment on their epic inferiority. And don't neglectthe awesomeness that is the TV show Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

UNENDING DEBATES: Can we all just agree that Han shot first? DidGeorge Lucas really always know that Luke and Leia were going tobe siblings? Which of the prequels is the worst of the prequels?(Attack of the Clones, FYI.)


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