Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) | Sailing Ships

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"Hello Internet!" The perky Brown-Eyed Youtuber said facing the camera as You stood off to the side, waiting for Your cue.
"Today I am going to be answering some questions with my girlfriend—"
He almost continued before he was stopped.
"Dan." You said in a warning tone, and he face palmed.
"Right, we haven't told them about that yet, I will try again!"
Dan and yourself have been together for Ten months, nearly a year now. Both of you had decided to put off telling his, and your own subscribers. Many, many, many people shipped the two of you, it was an even bigger ship than Phan. Not knowing how the fans would react you kept it a secret, still doing videos and hanging out together, just not revealing the relationship. This resulted in editing out a lot of kissing, and Dan accidentally calling you his girlfriend or a nickname such as 'Love' really anything to suggest the ship had sailed.
"Hello Internet!" He repeated with the same enthusiasm as before.
"I am here with my lovely friend, who you all know and love, [Y/N]! Also known as Nerdthatyoulove!"
You smiled over-excitedly and gave Dan a friendly side hug.
"Is the hug okay for the video?" He asked.
"Well, we hugged before we were dating, so yeah probably." He shrugged and continued the filming.
"Earlier today I tweeted asking you guys to send in questions for us to answer." You threw your hands up in the air and smiled, although you hit Dan in the process.
"Sorry, that was unintentional!" You squeaked and helped him back in the bed.
"Sure it was [Y/N]."
Yours hands raised in surrender.
"I speak nothing but the truth."
Dan only responded by playfully pushing you off the bed.
"It was unintentional." He spoke loudly.
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." You said flatly.
"Just gimme the questions."
He turned his attention back to his phone.
"Right! First question, Would you rather push Phil off a cliff, or drown [Y/N]."
He looked horrified.
"Oh my god! Why are you guys so dark! Uhh I can't really decided so I suppose I'll just kill them both?"
You smacked his arm.

"I don't want to die by drowning I want to get pushed off the cliff."

"Too bad you get drowned to death, next question!"

You grabbed the phone from him and read through a few of the tweets.
"Here's a good one, Dan, what if you woke up and it was the first day of seventh grade. Everything up to now had been a dream. What would you do?"
He looked in to the camera with a deathly serious expression and answered with one word.
"Cry."
Comfortingly, you put your hand on his shoulder.
"Me too, buddy, me too."
Dan snatches the phone out of your hands.
"[Y/N], why did you name your duck plushie Sir. Lick-y-ly." Dan reads.
"I'm wondering that too quite frankly." He adds.
"Well...it was because I was eating a lolly pop when I got him. And I dropped it on him, but the thing was it landed right on his beak so I was like, destiny! He must love Lolly's. And you lick Lolly's so, yup that's the story."
This famous duck plushie even has his own YouTube channel, where you post videos of your plushie sitting on your couch or in your kitchen whilst music plays for about six minutes. The videos are quite boring but everyone loves them. Sir. Lick-y-ly even has four more subscribers than you do. You do not know how this happened.
"that is quite the story."

***

As the video went on more and more questions came rolling in, some silly, some serious, some just a bit weird. Such as 'what was your last crap like' or 'is your tongue the pointy kind or the roundish kind' the two of you deciding to skip the ones about
Nerdisnotonfire, which is Dan and yours ship name. The fans created this, of course. Now after quite a long time of answering questions, the video was coming to an end.
"Last question, is Nerdisnotonfire cannon? Please say yes." Emmieyas245 asked.
You and Dan looked at each other before looking at the camera.
"Guys, It's not—" before any other words could leave your mouth Dan turned you around to face him hastily and pushed his lips onto yours. It only took a mili-second for you to respond by wrapping your arms around his neck and pressing him closer to you.
His hands rested, locked around your waist. The kiss was full of love, and he almost forgot about the camera still filming.
You had to pull back for air, so did he.
You rested your forehead against his, breathless from the kiss.
Dan turned his attention back to the camera and a blush spread across your features.
"Nerdisnotonfire is cannon! Right,
[Y/N]?"
At this moment you were a blushing giggling mess, responding by wrapping your arms around Dan's torso and burying your head in his shoulder.
"Take that as a yes! Good by for now, I would do the sexy end screen dance but I have a [Y/N] attached to me. Click to subscribe to my channel, an click the blushy giggly girl to subscribe to her channel! Bye now!"
That was when you untangled your self from Dan.
"Are you really going to post that?"
He smiled brightly.
"Yup."

And he did, by the next day it was announced that Nerdisnotonfire was in fact real All with a little video entitled:
Sailing ships.
He even Added the little clip of him accidentally calling you his girlfriend at the end.

***[Extended Ending]***

1 New message from: [Y/N]

[Y/N] : I think we broke tumblr.

Dan: with the video?

[Y/N]: Yup. My Twitter is flooded with suggestions for baby names.

Dan: if it's a boy let's name it Dil.

[Y/N]: I'm not pregnant and if I was, we would not name the child after your and Phil's Sim-Baby

Dan: fair enough.

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