Chapter Dos
-Kik Messenger-
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: Socheeziiii
~6:54~
Sophie Crouton 🐱🐾: Riwheezy!! What's up?!
~7:30 pm~
Actual is typing...Just laying upside down on the couch. Waiting for Channana to get home and bring me pasta 😭
Sophie Crouton 🐱🐾: Ooh Yum! What's taking her so long??
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: Well she does work across town sooo.. I guess I have to wait. Damn and my movie's almost over too 😩 whyyyyyyy...! Ugh I'm such a brat
Sophie Crouton 🐱🐾: lol You're not a brat Ri
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: Ur right. I'm a fatty.. A fatty poodog
Sophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: What the hell does that even mean? xD and you're not a fatty!
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: Ok.
But I'm still a bratSophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: Oh geez lol
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: Are u coming over too??
Sophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: Oh fo sho! I'm dying to see what you look like in that costume you posted about on Facebook! I can't believe you're wearing that still Ri 😂
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: Correction: Me and Channa are wearing them
Sophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: idk how the fook u managed to do that!
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: I sed she could rub my face all night ;)
Sophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: XD I don't get it
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: oh u will lol btw U should be a vuhjayjaysaurus with us too!
Sophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: Dead 😂 Omfg
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: U know what? I got a better costume for u
Sophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: yaaaaaasssss lets see!
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf:
*sends pic*Sophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: wtf XD
Sophie Crouton 🐱 🐾: That's a big dick costume Ri!Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: I knew u'd love it 😘
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