The Blue Mustache Squad (a fanfiction)

Chapter 6

Chapter Seis

"Soph, wake up!"

"Hmm?" She lifted up her head, only to slam it back down on the couch after she realized who it was. "Ri, come on it's too early."

"It's almost three in the afternoon."

"What!" Sophie jolted forward then, her head a bushy mess of dark brown lion hair. "Shit, I got work at four!"

"I know, me too," Rian laughed, yanking the blankets off her best friend. "Hurry up and shower."

"Okay!" Sophie leapt up and ran to the bathroom with the bag carrying her clothes in hand. Rian shrugged, adjusted her black beanie and sat down in Sophie's spot, clicking the power button on the tv remote.

~•~•~

Sophie popped into the hallway, wearing an all black shirt and skirt ensemble. "Alright, let's go!"

They piled into Rian's shiny red car, and plugged the auxiliary cord into Sophie's phone, which blared an old Twenty One Pilots song that they both hadn't heard in awhile. Saying they felt nostalgic was an understatement.

"You know Ri, I don't get why you still work. Or why you don't live in a nice house in the hills or in another country for that matter."

"I don't need all that," she replied simply, checking for cars so she could back out without a problem. "Besides, I only have around 2 mill after paying that lump sum of taxes and all my debts off. There's nothing wrong with living a comfortable, strange existence."

"That's true." Sophie nodded. They both returned their attention back to Tyler Joseph rapping his heart out. They sang along to the reggae-ish rhythm of Ride all the way to Olive Garden, where Sophie was hostessing until eleven.

"You be good now," Rian smirked as Sophie climbed out of the passenger side, adjusting her skirt as she did so. "Go hostess and junk, whatever you guys do."

"Oh very classy wording RiWheezy." Sophie chuckled, to which Rian only shrugged. It was a shruggy kind of day.

"Pick you up at 11:15?"

"No it's alright, Seth said he'd come for me."

"That's what they said."

"They?"

"I was trying to not be sexist."

"Wow and apparently not funny too," Sophie giggled. Rian rolled her eyes in response. Soph then turned to leave, waving her hand in a swishy motion across the air. "Bye Ri!"

"Lates!" Rian called. She fought the urge to walk in right after Sophie and get more pasta, but she knew she'd be late if she didn't leave right that minute.

The wheels screeched a little as Rian pulled away from the curb. She made her way once again down the road, jamming out to her tunes quite shamelessly.

~•~•~

"Is this all?"

"Yes," the jittery young man, who couldn't have been more than 14, practically whispered. He was clearly embarrassed, but unfortunately for him, he was at the worst register to pay for the types of books he wanted.

Rian looked the first item over and grinned deliciously inside. "There's no price tag on this, gotta call it in."

"Can't you just check what it is on the computer, or something?" He whispered again, almost desperately, while also running a shaky hand through his scruffy blonde hair.

"This'll just take a second," Rian whispered back, sticking her index finger up. She pressed a button and soon a loud click was heard throughout the whole bookstore. "I need a price check on the Fifty Shades Trilogy at register 5!"

"Oh...my God..." The boy was red in the face now as he shifted uncomfortably on his toes. Everyone in line behind him snickered. And it took everything inside Rian to not chortle aloud with them. Call her heartless, but it still wouldn't have changed the fact that she just didn't like kids. Or anybody really for that matter.

Rian reached for the last books on the counter and tsked. "Where have all these price tags gone? Jeepers! This'll be just one more second."

"No pl-" the clicking sound of the intercom overpowered his plea.

"Register 5 again, gonna need another price check, this time for The Vagina and You and The Ethical Slut..."
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Well that was lame lol..

Oh well, Back to reading my Joshler fanfics!
Peace out!

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