The Blue Mustache Squad (a fanfiction)

Chapter 4

Chapter Cuatro

"So what do ya guys think?"
"I think you look rather phallic," Rian said in a very bad British accent, all the while trying to hold back the giant bubble of laughter threatening to explode.
"Phallic?"
"I don't think she knows what that means Channa," Rian grinned, mischievously.
"Oh, well then let me pull out my DICKtionary!" Rian burst into hysterics then with Channa following suit. They covered their faces with their hands, practically cackling like two old witches. Sophie pouted in embarrassment.
"That's not funny." She said, straightening her arms against her sides in a bit of anger, but not too much because well, she's Sophie.
"We're just joking. Don't look so stiff Soph!" Rian shrieked in the strange monster voice that she never seemed to outgrow. Channa banged her fist on the cream colored walls a few times before wiping the laughter off her face, and veiling over it with the professional expression she used as a Mediator.
"We're sorry Sophie, we shouldn't have made f-" Channa just couldn't fight the hilarity of the situation. She also couldn't help but blurt out loudly: "You're a PENIS!"
Sophie wanted to be a little madder at her best friends but once she caught a glimpse of the strangely humorous costume in the closet mirror, she started wheezing out giggles herself. "I do look pretty ridiculous."
"I still think that's a rad fucking costume," Rian said, swiftly recovering. "If you don't want to wear it, I will."
"You would Rian," Channa smiled, shaking her head as she strolled out of the room. "I'm going to look for my phone, it fell down somewhere in the car. Can I borrow your phone Nips?"
"Sure thing, I left it on the counter. Any who, I bet my friend Dominick would get a kick out of it."
"Who's Dominick, Ri?" Sophie asked pulling the costume off, and carefully hung it back up in Rian's closet.
"He's Deejaying the party we're going to on Halloween. Are you still bringing Seth?"
Sophie shrugged. "I haven't asked him yet."
"Alright. It'd be cool if he could come. Let me know though, in case he's working that night and your car isn't fixed yet," Rian said, between bites of Chicken Alfredo. "I'll pick you up or something."
"Thanks Ri, I'll let you know!" Rian could just not get over how perky Soph still was after all this time. "I'm ready to get my partay on, oh yeah!" Sophie crooned, pointing both index fingers up at the ceiling, while also shaking her waist to imaginary music. "You bringing anyone to the party?"
Rian got up then to throw the empty foil bowl away. "Nah. I doubt they'd actually want to acknowledge or be seen with me though if I showed up wearing a costume with balls for legs."
"Oh God," Sophie chuckled, "then don't wear it."
"Who said, I didn't want to wear it? I'm still wearing that ish!"
Sophie held up her hands as she plopped down onto Rian's black and white comforter.
"Saturday's gonna be so fun!"
"I know, I'm so excited!" The sudden sound of the front door slamming was enough to unnerve them for a good minute.
"Rian!" Channa called from down the hall. "Dude!"
"What? What's wrong?"
Rian turned her attention towards her bedroom door just as Channa came in, a look of confusion on her wet face.
"Is my number seriously saved as 'Boo Boo Kitty Fuck'?"