Lulu’s POV
I watched her from a distance at the hotel. The room was fairly easy to see and the blinds were open to the porch. If I wanted to I could sneak in if I wanted to, but seeing as I would be labeled as a stalker, I don’t wanna ruin my great reputation. I just sat in the bushes and I listened to their conversations. I never heard anything about me or James, it’s like we were never in her life. How could she forget me??? I guess I was never her friend because she acts like our friendship never happened, or like it was never there. Gosh I hate people. I was never a people person.
“Ready for tonight???” the blonde one asked Hannah. I silenced my thoughts and I listened to their conversation.
“You bet!!! I have a really good restaurant we can go to in town. It’s one of my favorites and it’s a buffet so we can get as much food as we want!!!” Hannah said after a few moments of silence. How does she not fangirl over being in the same room as One Direction????? I would die. Especially if I was around Zayn. He is so perfect and I just love his voice. I would die just to hear it in person. Niall on the other hand is just awful. I still don’t understand how girls like an ugly blonde haired freak. (I don’t feel that way. I love Niall!!!!!!!!!) he can’t sing and even with his braces off he is still ugly. (I can’t believe I am writing this!!! I am going to start crying) He isn’t hot and he has no body to show off. He needs to work out and get rid of some of that flab he’s got going on. I bet he smells like trash too. I guess that’s a side effect of being the loser in the group. WOW that’s almost exactly like Hannah all the time!!!!!! She is such a loser.
“Oh my gosh that’s sounds so exciting!!!!!!!!!! What kind of restaurant is it??” Niall asked excitedly. I bet he’s going to make the restaurant food disappear and get sold out. He is such a fucking pig.
“It’s Chinese food but it’s not just Chinese, it’s also American, Grecian, Italian, umm…”
“Italian?!?!?! Yum!!!” Niall interrupted.
“Is there breakfast??” Hannah asked and then I stopped listening. The conversation just got boring. I started thinking to myself on how to get revenge. Well I knew just the restaurant they were going too and I knew just who would be waiting in the girls restroom for Hannah, and when she comes in, she ain’t coming out.
Harry’s POV
“Oh my gosh I love that show!!!!!!!!!!!” Hannah yelled excitedly as a weird cartoon show came on.
“What is this??” I asked her. It was a weird ghost boy and a Goth girl and a nerd.
“IT’S FREAKING DANNY PHANTOM!!!!! HOLY SHOOT HE IS SO HOT HE MAKES EVEN THE GHOST ZONE BURN UP WITH HIS SEXINESS!!” She yelled jumping up and down. There was a funky beat going on and then the intro came on.
“Yo Danny Phantom he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine…” it started. Then is said Fanning Flames and then Hannah busted into song.
“EMBER YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!” She yelled and started quoting the episode.
“OMFP I love this so much!!!!!!!” she squealed and we watched the TV show. I don’t get why she likes it so much. I mean she thinks he’s hot and all but I just find it weird. Soon the show ended and she turned to me.
“What’d ya’ll think??” She asked.
“It was ok.” I said. Niall turned to me and his jaw dropped.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?? That show was sodding awesome!!!!!!!!” he said and him and Hannah high fived each other.
“Have you ever seen Regular Show??” Hannah asked him.
“Only every episode!!!!!!!!” Niall said. I never knew he was so into cartoon shows.
“OMFP YOU ARE MY NEW BFF!!!!!!” Hannah squealed again and I groaned. I only like SpongeBob.
“What ever happened to SpongeBob???” I asked. SpongeBob is the greatest.
“SpongeBob is cool beans but Regular Show, Adventure Time, Danny Phantom, and 6teen are awesome!!!!!!!!!” Hannah said.
“I agree except I have no idea what 6teen is.” Niall said.
“It’s another cartoon show that is awesome. A lot of people tell me that I remind them of Jen Masterson because I look exactly like her and I am just awesome like that.” Hannah said. Jeeze she is so crazy sometimes.
“Just look her up!!” Hannah said. I pulled out my phone and I dropped it. Holy crap they could be like twins!!!!!!
“Oh my goodness you guys look a lot alike!!!!!!!!!!!” Niall exclaimed.
“I know. I used to watch it all the time on YouTube because when it first aired it was only in Canada.” She said enthusiastically.
“Wow that’s interesting.” I said as I turned the channel to SpongeBob.
“Turn that noise off!!!!” Louis grumbled. Oops I forgot he was in here. I guess he fell asleep during the Danny show.
“Sorry boo-bear I will turn it off right away.” I said as I pressed the power switch and I walked to our room. I felt bored and it was only like 1 p.m. ugghhh I have to wait till like 6 for Hannah and Niall to leave so I can worry about them. Until then I have nothing to do so I walked to our room and I grabbed my swimsuit and I put it on. I walked down the small hallway to the bathroom and I knocked lightly on it.
“Hannah?? Are you in there??” I asked.
“Yeah!!! What do you need sweetheart??” She called out.
“I am going to the water park downstairs!!! Wanna join??” I asked.
“Sure!!! Let me get on my swimsuit!!” She said as she walked out in her towel and shut our door. Today was going to be fun, until tonight when my best mate was going to see if she was fit for me. Then I can worry as much as I want and I have a bad feeling that the night won’t go as planned.
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Update!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!! XD so i was going to update it last night but i had the power out all day today and i had to go shopping for promotion.......ugghhh i look like Chewbacca in a dress. XD I'm serious i don't want the creeper at my school, who happens to like me, to get a peek at any of my goodies. He already believes that i have no soul because i am a ginger but thats a different story. ANYWHORE how you guys been???? XD I've had an exciting few days!!!!!!! XD ok so i got some questions for you:
What do you think about all the Hanry love???
If you are a Hiam shipper: Why do you think she belongs with Liam and how should she get with Liam???
OK also did you ever watch cartoon shows and still do??? Is it wrong if i absolutely feel in love with a cartoon character?? i drew Niall, Harry, Louis, Zayn, and Liam Phantom and they are all hanging on my wall and i get such bad feels from it...........Damn i should stop doing this to myself.
Ok guys that's all i need! I am setting my standards high and i'm saying that 11 votes and 10 comments for update!!!! OMFP thats the biggest amount i think i will ever have!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well ttyl guys!!!!! Love you all my a-peel-ing bananers
Love Hannah Banana Boo-Boo merlefaicorn from outer space who eats children with One Direction at midnight
p.s. pic on side is Jen masterson. i look like the life version of her, don't look at my profile pic because that is an old picture
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Washed (A One Direction fanfiction)(Original)
FanfictionHannah's a mermaid. But she's not a normal mermaid. She lives in a vacation hotspot, and works at the Sea Star hotel. Her hearts been broken, by an ass named James, and is ready to try and start a new chapter in her life. So when One Direction gets...
