When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
