See pictures first.
1. "Yes I have a dirty mind and you're on it."
You're on it, you and I making it out. Or making out..
2. "I cant taste my lips could you do it for me"
There are certain things that we can't do by ourselves. :)
4. "I'll let you play with mine"
Well, it's just as simple as "Do unto others what you want others do unto you" :)
5. "A world without women would be a pain in the ass"
A world without women? Certainly is a pain on each guys ass!
6. "Nice pants can i test the zipper"
Well, you can also test what's behind that zipper!
7. "I don't care if you have small boobs i still want to see them"
Boobs are still boobs no matter what the size is. Sexy any size.
9. "Roses are red the grass is green"
I just wanna have fun with you, in my bed.
10. "Men are a lot like infants"
And like infants, they just love to suck it!
11. "I am your one way ticket"
I'm the only who can make you out of your mind.
12. "Go ahead touch it"
And don't just touch it, feel it.
13. "Your face look better between my legs"
If you want to always look better, always go between my legs.
14. "I wanna do bad things with you"
Bad, naughty, dirty, sexy stuffs with you.
15. "I think I could fall madly in bed with you"
Because you're just too hot to be ignored.
16. "I'd look good on you"
And you look good on me too.
17. "You're in my inappropriate thoughts"
Talking about inappropriate sexy quotes, I know you get what I mean.
18. "Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off"
And show me only your birthday suit.
19. "In public you are his princess"
She can only show you her dirty secrets in private, only with you.
20. "I'm in my bed you're in your bed "
The right place is right here with me, in my bed.
21. "I'll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet"
You'll get wet outside and inside with these sexy quotes.
22. "How did the bed get that wet?"
Because we're both too hot!
23. "Blow me"
Please? It will about to explode!
24. "Real men don't wear pink i eat it"
And they love it so much!
25. "I enjoy a good spanking"
Sometimes, spanking is fun!
26. "Last night you were unhinged"
Do it over and over again!
27. "Kissing burns 6.7 calories per minute. Wanna workout?"
A great daily workout for everyone of us!
28. "I licked it so it's mine"
Everything that I licked is mine, would you like a lick?
29. "Your lips look so lonely"
My lips are lonely too, they'll be a great match!
30. "What's the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY?"
Well, it can satisfy both needs!
31. "I want you inside me"
Yes, it's hot if you're inside me.
32. "Good sex is like good bridge "
Because hands can manipulate it.
