Wife's Birthday
Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once!
Facebook
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
Happy Birthday Some like sunday some like monday but i like your birthday happy birthday my sweetheart
Wonderful Thing
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said I needed an upgrade
Don't Trust Anyone Rock stars used to say, "Don't trust anyone over 30!" Now that many are over 50 they say, "Oops, we didn't mean us.
Mathematically If there are 23 people in a room, there's a 50% chance that two of them will share a birthday. It's been proven mathematically.
The Best Woman With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Food
Cake Q. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? A. Angel food cake! Put to Sleep Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday so we're having you put to sleep. You Can't Change It Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Just A Radio Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It...
Heartburn Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Next time, take off the candles.
When's ur Birthday
Brunette: When's ur Birthday? blonde: June 23rd. What About U? brunette: December 25. blonde: Oh My God Your So Lucky Your Birthday Is On Easter!
A Bottle of Scotch Some employees bought their boss a gift 4 his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot & tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?". His employees replied, "No". Again, he touched his finger to the box & tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?". "His employees replied again, "No.". Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?". His workers responded, "A puppy".
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