Dying Beaver Little Johnny was washing up with his grandmother. He coolly asked,"Grandma whats that?" She immediately answered, "That is my beaver". Little Johnny didnt say another word. After two days he was washing up with his mother. Little Johnny asked,"Mommy whats that?" She answered, "Well Johnny thats my beaver." Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,"Well grandmothers beaver must be kicking the bucket her tongues hanging out!!" =============================================== Condom Slogans
1. Spread your stump before you bump
2. Before you assault her, wrap your whacker
3. Try not to be senseless, ensure your willy
4. If all else fails, cover your spout
5. Try not to be an introvert, cover your boo
6. You can't turn out badly in the event that you shield your dong
7. In case you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. In the event that you believe she's spunky, spread your monkey
9. In the event that you slip between her thighs, make certain to condomize
10. It will be sweeter in the event that you wrap your subside
11. She won't become ill in the event that you wrap your dick
12. In the event that you go into warmth, bundle your meat
13. While you're uncovering venus, spruce up your penis
14. When you remove her jeans and pullover, foul up your trouser mouse
15. Particularly in December, blessing wrap your part
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Try not to be an idiot, vulcanize your device
18. The right choice will ensure your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A wrench with shield will never hurt her
21. No glove, no affection!
